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Old 01-20-2011, 12:50 PM
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i honestly can't make this crap up.....

Last week on a flight back from europe on a 777 window side, this couple is two rows up.....pretty ugly, 50-ish freaks (the woman has one arm, short sleeve shirt, stump out for the world to see..) that look like a barber and a comb hasn't found their heads in years.....

So the husband gets up.........now get this..........the wife lays down on the two seats, puts her legs up on on the side wall of the aircraft so her hoof-feet are about face level if you are walking down the aisle....wtf....who does this *hit...
No cell pics?
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Old 01-20-2011, 12:52 PM
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No idea. They fly direct flights from where I live to Vegas. That's how I've built my relationship with them.
Yeah, whatever flight I get from here direct to Vegas is usually pretty sketchy. You can smell the glue still drying on the wings. I'd get absolutely hammered so I'd pass out on the flight, but then I'm worthless when I get to Vegas.
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Old 01-20-2011, 04:04 PM
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No cell pics?
I honestly thought about it......figuring you guys think my inane ability to have idiotic airline stories is just fiction...
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Old 01-20-2011, 04:06 PM
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80% of the people in the world are just idiots!

I try to only hang with the other 20%, but on a plane we have no choice

I'll be flying more this year than the last two, so I'm getting psyched up to handle the numbskulls I'll run into on each and every flight.
Yeah I will be flying more for sure....I am a united guy so me and Chicago will spending more time together....
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Yeah I will be flying more for sure....I am a united guy so me and Chicago will spending more time together....
I'm always on AA out of O'Hare My second home
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I'm always on AA out of O'Hare My second home
I am with ya....I sit on those benches between the United fun zone and the AA terminal before you go down that tunnel....
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I honestly thought about it......figuring you guys think my inane ability to have idiotic airline stories is just fiction...
Thank goodness you didn't. Never doubted you for a second. For some reason, common decency evaporates from people once they're in the air.
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I am with ya....I sit on those benches between the United fun zone and the AA terminal before you go down that tunnel....
I used to be a Ramp Agent for TWA. Which means I was a glorified bag tosser and also had to dump the s*** out of the plane. $5.00 an hour.
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