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Old 01-18-2011, 03:46 PM
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Also, "Is this seat taken?"

All things you never want to hear on a crowded plane.

Discuss.
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Old 01-18-2011, 03:48 PM
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'Do you mind if I sit in the aisle seat ? I have explosive diarrhea."
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"You got a purty mouth."
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Originally Posted by Pigface1 View Post
things you never want to hear on a crowded plane.
These seats are too small. Do you mind if we put up the armrest?
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Old 01-18-2011, 03:51 PM
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"Do you mind if I breast feed my baby ?" Oh wait, things you don't want to hear.
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That Gozar fella behind us is acting like he ate some foul chili.
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Old 01-18-2011, 03:59 PM
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Where's GTrain, I'm sure he'll be able to liven up this thread
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"My wife and I both have middle seats in different rows. Do you mind if I trade your aisle seat for mine so we can sit together ?"

I used to get some form of this question at least once per month.

And the answer was always "Sorry, I booked an aisle seat for a reason" followed by a "F U" look from the tool that doesn't know how to purchase airline tickets.
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Old 01-18-2011, 04:50 PM
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"Where is the air sick bag??!!??"

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"Can someone hand me an air----BLLLLLAAAAAAGHHHHH ------- BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAGH -- cough cough, spit, spit -- BLLLAAAGH!"
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You look just like a hog, boy, oh yeah, just like a hog!
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Originally Posted by Jack Wagon View Post
That Gozar fella behind us is acting like he ate some foul chili.
seeing a 2-6 year old walk down the aisle only to realize he is now sitting behind you. For a while you can pretend that them kicking the back of the seat and slamming the tray table up and down is just like a shiatsu massage.


but it's not.
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We're out of vodka.
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that we forgot to load the liquor for this flight."

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If you look out the leftside window, you will notice the engine fell off. The good thing is we still have the right side engine.....oops never mind.
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We may have a bit of a problem with the landing gear...
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Originally Posted by BSeery View Post
"My wife and I both have middle seats in different rows. Do you mind if I trade your aisle seat for mine so we can sit together ?"

I used to get some form of this question at least once per month.

And the answer was always "Sorry, I booked an aisle seat for a reason" followed by a "F U" look from the tool that doesn't know how to purchase airline tickets.
I've had that happen.
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