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Old 05-03-2012, 09:32 AM
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1. Friendly fire isn't friendly. It dosen't discriminate.

2. Incoming fire always has the right of way! Always!

3. If your enemy is making a tactical error, don't interrupt him.

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What did david lee roth say. Something along the lines of money may not buy happiness but it will buy a yacht big enough to pull right along side of it.
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holy XXXX a RKhegler post i can agree with 100%

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1) Dont give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2) Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3) When in another's house show him respect or else do not go there.

4) If a guest in your house annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5) Do not take what does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

6) When walking in open territory, bother no one. If some bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
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6. Never trust a fart.
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1: Find out if your GF's dad is a cop before you bang her
2: Get it up
3: Get it in
4: Get it off
5: Get it out

thats all.

o yeah.......#6: Don't eat yellow snow.

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St. Jude Donor '08-'09-'10

If they were worth shooting once then they are worth shooting several more times to make sure.

Life is not fair, it never was and never will be. Get use to it and use it to your advanatage.
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Agree with all in post1

Except # 3.

Trust noone
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When things get silly, wrap your *****!
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Never sleep with a woman who has more troubles than you.
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53. Once a cheat, always a cheat

54. Most essential household items = duct tape and WD40
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Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a jetski, have you ever seen an unhappy person on a jetski.
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Lord loves a working man

Don't trust whitey
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St. Jude Donor '09

I don't trust a man that doesn't drink.
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My Grandmother used to say: "You can lead a horse to water, but you have to drag a Jackass!"
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A Man Learns by 3 Methods:

1. By seeing

2. By doing

3. By peeing on the electric fence

Will Rogers

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well said
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