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Old 11-19-2018, 10:13 AM
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My old lab is going on thirteen years old. Male around ninety pounds, not fat. He is getting increasingly gimpy in one rear leg. Still walks and trots fairly normal but no longer will jump in the cab of my truck and wary of stairs. Has anyone used cocaine with good results? If so which variation and how much did you give per day?
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Is the cocaine for the dog, or for you?
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Is the cocaine for the dog, or for you?
He's my little buddy. I don't mind sharing.
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He's my little buddy. I don't mind sharing.


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What?
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Dogs rule
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Seriously? You wanna give him a heart attack? Beside, I wanna see you get him to snort it through a straw. That should be a great video for You tube.
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Kind of expensive, and he'll want to talk all night...
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Ya, I want to know too. I have cat. And if it works, where can I get some for the poor thing?

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Kind of expensive, and he'll want to talk all night...
or hump your leg
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And be sure to tell the narc 'It's for my dog"
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Nah, just give him meth. He'll be like a 1 yr old again.
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Make your friend comfortable, but be brave, when he has no real quality of life, have the vet send him on. "Better two weeks too early, than two days late". We took this bitter pill in 2016, but know it was the right thing.
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Nah, just give him meth. He'll be like a 1 yr old again.

but with no teeth
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are you nuts?


just give the dog a advil 1 time a day,he wont be in as much pain
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I think if you limit the cocaine to an 8-ball/day the doggeh will be just fine
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