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Old 02-07-2019, 10:02 PM
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I notice two things lately in the restrooms.
one, I notice them looking at people peeing, and two, when their taking a dump you hear grunts and groans then a relief sound and worse, their pants are on the lower ankles touching the floor.

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Old 02-07-2019, 10:10 PM
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buncha old fart meat gazers
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Originally Posted by Dave concrete View Post
I notice two things lately in the restrooms.
one, I notice looking at people peeing, and two, when their taking a dump you hear grunts and groans then a relief sound and worse, their pants are on the lower ankles touching the floor.
What are you doing with your hands at these times?
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buncha old fart meat gazers


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What are you doing with your hands at these times?
Some of us really don't want to know.
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I like going into the stall and farting as loud as I can, and then say out loud "My god will you look at that"
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pants on the floor. then they'll go home and sit on the couch and on the beds. disgusting.
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I took a good old-fashioned country crap at a Wal-mart the other day, came out to wash my hands, and there was a guy in a W/M blue vest pretending to wash his hands, kinda' peering at everybody, He had a name tag on his vest that said "Kenda". Kind of a creepy acting guy. Strange.
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I took a good old-fashioned country crap at a Wal-mart the other day, came out to wash my hands, and there was a guy in a W/M blue vest pretending to wash his hands, kinda' peering at everybody, He had a name tag on his vest that said "Kenda". Kind of a creepy acting guy. Strange.
It was probably the OP. He seems to have a prurient interest in what other men are doing in restrooms.
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Who does number 2 work for
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Originally Posted by Dave concrete View Post
I notice two things lately in the restrooms.
one, I notice them looking at people peeing, and two, when their taking a dump you hear grunts and groans then a relief sound and worse, their pants are on the lower ankles touching the floor.
How often do you go into restrooms?

Reminds me of a story that happened to me about 20 years ago.

I was in an Executive type office building to see my lawyer. I decided to wash my hands first, so I went into a public washroom.

I thought no one was in there.

While washing my hands someone says "Hey MuthaFucker, how about a courtesy flush?"

I turned around and 2 stalls were being occupied, side by side, even though there were about 8 stalls.

The guy yells the same thing again but now he is getting more pissed off.

I'm like WTF is going on?

Then out of no where, the guy yelling obscenities stands up, pulls up his pants, then 1 second later he exits his stall.

He stands in front of the other stall and in a F'n Rage Kicks the door open, then proceeds to beat the **** out of the guy sitting on the toilet.

He kept yelling "Courtesy Flush MuthaFucker"

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I like going into the stall and farting as loud as I can, and then say out loud "My god will you look at that"
Annnnnd I would yell back atcha…….."5 more decibels and you'd need stitches!"
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Originally Posted by Tennis & Golf Nut View Post
How often do you go into restrooms?

Reminds me of a story that happened to me about 20 years ago.

I was in an Executive type office building to see my lawyer. I decided to wash my hands first, so I went into a public washroom.

I thought no one was in there.

While washing my hands someone says "Hey MuthaFucker, how about a courtesy flush?"

I turned around and 2 stalls were being occupied, side by side, even though there were about 8 stalls.

The guy yells the same thing again but now he is getting more pissed off.

I'm like WTF is going on?

Then out of no where, the guy yelling obscenities stands up, pulls up his pants, then 1 second later he exits his stall.

He stands in front of the other stall and in a F'n Rage Kicks the door open, then proceeds to beat the **** out of the guy sitting on the toilet.

He kept yelling "Courtesy Flush MuthaFucker"
Try being a little more subtle with your phony stories if you want people to believe them.
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Originally Posted by ratflinger View Post
I like going into the stall and farting as loud as I can, and then say out loud "My god will you look at that"
I had to change a fuel filter on the Manx in a Walmart parking lot one time, and when I was done I went to wash my hands and this pair of Crocs is sticking out from under the door of the stall in the Mens. I'm washing my hands and the dude drops the sqelchiest pushfart, followed by the sound of liquid **** pouring into the bowl. I'm like ABANDON SHIP, SHE'S ABOUT TO BLOW!!! Soapy hands, didn't turn the tap off, I'm diving for the exit as the poor bastard is choke-puking his guts up at the stench.
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Avoid Public Restrooms Entirely

Hold it until you can relive yourself in the comforts of your own abode's commode....

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The only thing worse than a meat gazer is a meat gazer gazer.


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Avoid Public Restrooms Entirely

Hold it until you can relive yourself in the comforts of your own abode's commode....
Why in the world would you take that picture?
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That's NOT me Bro....

Merely a visual representative example of why one should avoid public ********
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Guess I too busy getting relief to note all the above behavior patterns......so boring.....yawn.....
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and grunting with yer pants down round yer cankles
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Originally Posted by Dave concrete View Post
I notice two things lately in the restrooms.
one, I notice them looking at people peeing, and two, when their taking a dump you hear grunts and groans then a relief sound and worse, their pants are on the lower ankles touching the floor.
You spend a lot of time in public restrooms?

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