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Old 02-11-2019, 02:54 PM
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Old 02-11-2019, 04:42 PM
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Has to be Nitro.

He is into pics of incredible athletes.
Please don't let there be nudes in this series
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Wow! A full 5 feet of space behind the baseline! I can tell you are playing some high caliber tennis!! Sponge *****?
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Old 02-12-2019, 10:27 AM
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Wow! A full 5 feet of space behind the baseline! I can tell you are playing some high caliber tennis!! Sponge *****?
Sponge ***** square pants?
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Old 02-12-2019, 01:52 PM
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Well done!


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Wow! A full 5 feet of space behind the baseline! I can tell you are playing some high caliber tennis!! Sponge *****?
What's up with that? I never played much tennis but doesn't that kinda ruin the game?
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Old 02-12-2019, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ptindall View Post
Well done!




What's up with that? I never played much tennis but doesn't that kinda ruin the game?
the guy I play with used to play D1 college a few years back. His first serve is 100mph+.

This is ainít no pickle ball
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the guy I play with used to play D1 college a few years back. His first serve is 100mph+.

This is ainít no pickle ball
Lol. My 1st serve is 120 mph. If it's actually 100, stand 10 feet behind the baseline. Oh. Impossible.

What is the point of this thread? You can play tennis? I'm sure there are lots on here that have played competitive tennis. They just don't feel the need to brag about it!
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the guy I play with used to play D1 college a few years back. His first serve is 100mph+.

This is ainít no pickle ball
That's cool. Doesn't the drape just behind the back line interfere with play though?
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What's up with that? I never played much tennis but doesn't that kinda ruin the game?
I think the extra ***** that got put in his pockets ruined the game
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What is the point of this thread? You can play tennis? I'm sure there are lots on here that have played competitive tennis. They just don't feel the need to brag about it!
yeah, but do you have enough ***** to post blurry pics of yourself in your wife's tennis outfits?
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That's cool. Doesn't the drape just behind the back line interfere with play though?
the drape sucks. It interferes with play a lot. Prefer outdoor tennis.
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Old 02-12-2019, 02:58 PM
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Lol. My 1st serve is 120 mph. If it's actually 100, stand 10 feet behind the baseline. Oh. Impossible.

What is the point of this thread? You can play tennis? I'm sure there are lots on here that have played competitive tennis. They just don't feel the need to brag about it!
The point is purely for entertainment and to get under your thin skin.

lets play sometime
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Originally Posted by ptindall View Post
That's cool. Doesn't the drape just behind the back line interfere with play though?
I think the camera angle is playing tricks on our eyes, for instance in the first pic look where is he on the court. Why does the doubles section look so big?
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Originally Posted by FourPennyDoug View Post
I think the camera angle is playing tricks on our eyes, for instance in the first pic look where is he on the court. Why does the doubles section look so big?
He needed more room for Richard Simmons to back him up?
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Old 02-12-2019, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by FourPennyDoug View Post
I think the camera angle is playing tricks on our eyes, for instance in the first pic look where is he on the court. Why does the doubles section look so big?
yeah weird camera angle. Still not enough room when youíre chasing *****.


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Any nominations for who is about to get spanked by Voytek?
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Old 02-12-2019, 03:30 PM
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Any nominations for who is about to get spanked by Voytek?
Is the Franzia involved before or after said spanking?
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Old 02-12-2019, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Voytek View Post
The point is purely for entertainment and to get under your thin skin.

lets play sometime
Meh - doesn't bother me. I love the game! Kind of an odd way to get attention IMO. I'm glad the cognoscenti here are impressed by your one handed backhand! Looks good btw!

Let's play next time I'm in Chicago (I doubt you'll be in my area anytime soon).
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Old 02-12-2019, 04:27 PM
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yeah, but do you have enough ***** to post blurry pics of yourself in your wife's tennis outfits?
Negative ghostrider!
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Old 02-12-2019, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Voytek View Post
yeah weird camera angle. Still not enough room when you’re chasing *****.

Mods can you add the name "Doris Becker" beneath Voy's name please.

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