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Old 02-09-2019, 11:18 AM
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You guys enjoy these more than I do.


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His socks are wacist.
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Hairy ***** everywhere.


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Is that one of those ball-boys? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Hairy ***** everywhere.


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I thought for sure I was going to open this up and find a love message from you today tennis and golf guy figured you finally hooked up
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You know how I know that you’re gay?

you thought to yourself, man he must have a nice ***.





And and the answer to that is... why yes I do.
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Ah, don't listen to the haters. They are old, fat and won't last a tennis game w/o carted away in the ambulance.
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Too easy.
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Ah, don't listen to the haters. They are old, fat and won't last a tennis game w/o carted away in the ambulance.
am I the only one that enjoys all the negativity cfot has to offer?
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am I the only one that enjoys all the negativity cfot has to offer?
Have you met four penny or VJ ?
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am I the only one that enjoys all the negativity cfot has to offer?
It's the same shitbags over and over again,you know who they are
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am I the only one that enjoys all the negativity cfot has to offer?
It's not negativity, it's rock solid comedy. We appreciate you setting them up for us, Nancy.
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Originally Posted by Voytek View Post
You know how I know that you’re gay?

you thought to yourself, man he must have a nice ***.





And and the answer to that is... why yes I do.
You can't even jump off the ground fatty.
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Originally Posted by Voytek View Post
You know how I know that you’re gay?

you thought to yourself, man he must have a nice ***.





And and the answer to that is... why yes I do.
Foot fault.
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