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Old 02-11-2019, 10:34 AM
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So I am cleaning my truck out yesterday evening and my neighbor from the left comes over and says I need to talk to you Bill. I said sure David what's up? He said did you hear about your dog when you were on vacation. (I didn't remember then but later in conversation I did but I didn't know it was his dog)
He said my dog got out and and so did yours and they fought. I said "oh no, (because I knew where this was going they have a freak'n chihuahua and we have rotties and that dumb little dog came snuck under our fence one time and almost died then) I said what happened? Well he was ripped up pretty good so we took him to animal emergency. I said how is he he didn't make it he said. I said I am so sorry David. The said thanks, he found him behind the dryer with his guts hanging out but not dead. . He said stupid little bastard knows your dog is bigger and still thinks he can win. He said I really didn't want to take it to the vet because he looked bad but my wife really likes that dog and she wanted too.

I go dude I am soo sorry. Are you going to get another and he says no he didn't really want that one either but it was a wedding gift and his wife liked it. He said I am sorry he's dead but I am relieved at the same time. I said dude I know what you mean I didn't want our dogs either but when some arson set our garage on fire my wife wanted protection. And bought them without discussing it with me. So I know exactly how I feel. So then he says my wife is concerned about our child. I said dude our dogs have never been agressive towards children. If I even thought they would hurt a child I would put a bullet in their heads in a second. And besides we have nieces and nephews come over all the time and our dogs are very loving around them. They just don't like small animals I guess( because the stupid bitch rotty is constantley killing anything that enters our backyard including skunks) . And he says ok appreciate that. I also told him that I have repaired that fence many time but them bastards are freak'n diggers. Told him I was going to get a 10,000 volt electric fence (as a joke before ya'll start flaming me) but I would put chicken wire down because I heard they won't dig through it because it hurts their paws.

We shook hands and then I went in to tell my wife how my sunday evening was ruined by her freak'n dogs again. I go why did I have to listen to that story you should have had to listen to it. Matter of fact, I should have stopped him and said hold on dude those aren't my dogs let me go get the owner and you can tell her what happened. .

But I guess accodingt to dog law if two dogs get out and one kills the other one it's just nature. Plus they actually fought on my lot that I own. I am not a cold bastard still feel bad for his family but I don't think I should be responsible for the part of the vet bill should I? I mean they should have bought a a bigger dog. (this was a joke too so don't flame me on it)
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Offer to help with the vet bill and call it a day. Maybe they won't sue you.
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I like you OP, but Iím not sure I believe half the **** you post.

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Would be easier to sympathize if it wasn't laborious to read your drivel.
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Originally Posted by War Eagle ZO6 View Post
I like you OP, but Iím not sure I believe half the **** you post.

LOL you think I made this up? Sheesh I wish I made it up but it seems like crazy **** follows me around. It really bummed out my evening and it got dark while cleaninig my truck so I didn't finished.
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I like you OP, but Iím not sure I believe half the **** you post.

I wanna know how he comes up with this stuff. With that kind of creativity he should come out to Hollywood and write scripts.
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buy him a bigger dog to make it more even next time
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Offer to help with the vet bill and call it a day. Maybe they won't sue you.
I thought about helping with the vet bill until he told me it was $2k?

Besides how can he sue me because he is upset his dog lost the fight? I can't help it if he bought a small dog, should have bought a bigger one. Remember both dogs got out of their fences and the dog fight was on my property not his. Again I said I was sorry it's not like I killed his dog. They are both animals that's what animals do they fight.
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Neighbor needs a pit bull.
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Originally Posted by dvarapala View Post
I wanna know how he comes up with this stuff. With that kind of creativity he should come out to Hollywood and write scripts.
I am NOT making this up. Should I ask my neighbor if he has a pic of his tacobell dog and post it here or what??

But it's funny you said that I am toying with a script about a a business man that gets sued by a dirtbag lawyer and looses everything including his family so he goes on a rampage of serial killing lawyers. Oh the deaths I have in mind for these guys is going to make saw look like Howdy Doody. Then people start thinking shakespear was right and lawyers should die. I'm not telling the end because I don't want my story ripped off. But if there is any producers on this board that like it shoot me a pm and lets have lunch.

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Old 02-11-2019, 11:00 AM
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Neighbor needs a pit bull.
I would love to see my rotty kill a pitpull. I would put money on that one. I hate those dogs. (sorry if you like them but one attacked my wife and now I am very racist against that breed.
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Originally Posted by gixxerbill View Post
I am NOT making this up.
And yet somehow you have more bizarre **** happen to you in one month than the rest of us see in an entire lifetime.
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And yet somehow you have more bizarre **** happen to you in one month than the rest of us see in an entire lifetime.
I know...wth? I really didn't make this up. I posted a thread about the last time this chihuahua came in my yard and my dogs almost killed him. Trump should put up a wall up between our properties too. That little sucker was deported with extreme predjudice this first time and still came back. I think he must be the smallest member of MS 13.
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And yet somehow you have more bizarre **** happen to you in one month than the rest of us see in an entire lifetime.



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I hate rotties pitts
they're never aggressive - until they are
loaded gun walking around on 4 legs controlled by an animal brain. Stupid.
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Originally Posted by gixxerbill View Post
So I am cleaning my truck out yesterday evening
So wait, you guys find this stuff more endearing than my true stuff?

Check, please!
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I hate rotties pitts
they're never aggressive - until they are
loaded gun walking around on 4 legs controlled by an animal brain. Stupid.
I agree with you on the pitbull demon dogs but rotties are very loyal to their families just ask swanny he'll tell ya.
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Some folks figured out that dogs on a leash which doesn't reach the fence literally cannot dig a hole under said fence. Perhaps that idea never made it to where you live?
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