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Old 03-11-2019, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by K-Spaz View Post
You've gotta give him credit. He is original. If you can see the next topic coming, yer pretty good with the tarot cards.
I find his threads pretty amusing
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Old 03-11-2019, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Aerovette View Post
Knowing CHAS he probably used the word "dump" too.
He did, how did you figure that out?

Originally Posted by TorchRedRocket View Post
It must kill him not being able to post.
It does.
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Old 03-11-2019, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TorchRedRocket View Post
It must kill him not being able to post.
well i least got that going for me😊

Oh these are really funny. At least I stirred y'all imagination

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Old 03-11-2019, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Aerovette View Post
If you have your *** touched by a guy at the gym, is it a compliment or are you offended?

If your wife flirts with her step son, is there reason for concern?

If your wife's vibrator is smaller than your *****, does that mean she is being considerate?

How many times can a dog eat peanut butter before it will have impact on their health?
I have to admit you are quite diverse in your **** selection
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Old 03-11-2019, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by gixxerbill View Post
well i least got that going for me😊

Oh these are really funny. At least I stirred y'all imagination
Tell the truth, Ruth.
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Old 03-11-2019, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Flh Den View Post
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does that mean they are deaf?
What?
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Originally Posted by FourPennyDoug View Post
You know it's bad when Chas emails me this the other day;

"Never seen someone start so many dump threads like Gixxer does."



Bring back Chas!
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Old 03-12-2019, 07:55 AM
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I still have PTSD from the trailer length thread...
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Old 03-12-2019, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by FourPennyDoug View Post
You know it's bad when Chas emails me this the other day;

"Never seen someone start so many dump threads like Gixxer does."



Charles was awesome. My favorite poster evAr.
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Old 03-12-2019, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by pewter99 View Post
question is gixxer gonna ask next?
He'll want to know why he hasn't gotten a bag of dicks sent to him.
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Originally Posted by HighRoadNeece View Post


Bring back Chas!
Chas is gone for good for good and that America hating rim bastard is back. WTF?
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Old 03-12-2019, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by War Eagle ZO6 View Post


Charles was awesome. My favorite poster evAr.
Chas could trigger the Pope.
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Originally Posted by HighRoadNeece View Post


Bring back Chas!
Originally Posted by War Eagle ZO6 View Post


Charles was awesome. My favorite poster evAr.
Never thought I'd say this, but I'd vote Chaz back onto the island with limited posting rights as long as RIM caught a lifetime perma.
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Originally Posted by TwoSmoke View Post
Chas could trigger the Pope.

He sure could....he is a really really really nice guy.
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Originally Posted by War Eagle ZO6 View Post

He sure could....he is a really really really nice guy.
Especially if you are an underage girl needing help with a cell phone bill?
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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus View Post
Especially if you are an underage girl needing help with a cell phone bill?

I never really believed that. Hell, you can look in every town there is Craiglist in there stuff like that. It was just a story perpetuated by a few fish that got gut hooked every day and thrown in the same boat.
This is a fact which cannot be disputed.


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Originally Posted by War Eagle ZO6 View Post

I never really believed that. Hell, you can look in every town there is Craiglist in there stuff like that. It was just a story perpetuated by a few fish that got gut hooked every day and thrown in the same boat.
This is a fact which cannot be disputed.


I still wouldn't trust him to sit the right way on a toilet seat much less be around kids. Gotta err on the side of caution.
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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus View Post
I still wouldn't trust him to sit the right way on a toilet seat much less be around kids. Gotta err on the side of caution.

To this day I still think the video Doug shot of him in his Colorado is the funniest thing ever posted on this form, when you consider all of the side stories and what not that we’re going on at the time with everybody.

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