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Old 03-11-2019, 04:50 PM
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question is gixxer gonna ask next?
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question is gixxer gonna ask next?

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question is gixxer gonna ask next?
If you have your *** touched by a guy at the gym, is it a compliment or are you offended?

If your wife flirts with her step son, is there reason for concern?

If your wife's vibrator is smaller than your *****, does that mean she is being considerate?

How many times can a dog eat peanut butter before it will have impact on their health?
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The length of everyone's johnson
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[gixxer] can you lay on your stomach and balance yourself on the tip of your ***** [/gixxer]

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The length of everyone's johnson
And demand pics for proof.
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And demand pics for proof.

Knooger to the white courtesy phone, please.
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If your wife gave you a hall pass, would you take it?

if you’re wife allowed a threesome with another women, is it gay to return the favor?
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And demand pics for proof.

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If you check your stool for blood or corn before you flush.
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Can you get PTSD from eating at McDonalds?
Should your wife change the flat if it's on her side of the car?
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Should your wife change the flat if it's on her side of the car?
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Originally Posted by Aerovette View Post
If you have your *** touched by a guy at the gym, is it a compliment or are you offended?

If your wife flirts with her step son, is there reason for concern?

If your wife's vibrator is smaller than your *****, does that mean she is being considerate?

How many times can a dog eat peanut butter before it will have impact on their health?
Strong start. But there's so much more to choose from.
When's the last time you picked your ***...and what did you find? Provide pics for proof.
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If you have your *** touched by a guy at the gym, is it a compliment or are you offended?

If your wife flirts with her step son, is there reason for concern?

If your wife's vibrator is smaller than your *****, does that mean she is being considerate?

How many times can a dog eat peanut butter before it will have impact on their health?
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The length of everyone's johnson
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If your wife gave you a hall pass, would you take it?

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Originally Posted by 96 Vette CE View Post
The length of everyone's johnson
....or do you walk around in the rain with it hanging out.
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