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Old 03-12-2019, 10:24 PM
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Default People are just gross unsanitary disgusting germ ridden MF’ers

Just every G.D. day.

Mounds of flecked off white skin scales and dead scalp skin just wafting off their shoulders waiting to be inhaled by anyone who gets close.

Hours earlier ingested food particles stuck on their dry chapped lips about to be exhaled onto the next closest person.

Dried booger snot peeking out their gross inhaler.

Unsightly weird looking **** inside their earlobes that would have just needed a quick towel wipe if they would have actually showered.

Having to watch crusty eye debris flicker on their eyelash when they blink.

Forced to endure smelling their ungargled breath in a mouth surrounded by unbrushed teeth filled with yesterday’s lunch coupled with foamy spittle in the corner of their mouth that hopefully doesn’t get blown out of their mouth into your face.

No choice but to smell body odor that mimics potato gnocchi.

You can actually smell their unwashed fecal matter stained *** crack from 3 feet away.



Don’t work retail!!


Just me?

Anybody else?


I need a vacation.
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Soooo, you work at Walmart.
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How about untrimmed nose hair, my favorite!
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Those are just his lady friends. You should see the BAD ones. Yuck!
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Hygiene? Ain't nobody got time for that.
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Those are just his lady friends. You should see the BAD ones. Yuck!
Hahahahahahahahaha. Nasty.

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I love being around fastidious snowflakes!
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Those are just his lady friends. You should see the BAD ones. Yuck!
Jokes on you.

I have no lady friends.


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So you ran into anjdog?

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We all have a case of schweady ***** once in a while.
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Soooo, you work at Walmart.
[Cool 50th]Hello! Welcome to Walmart. [/Cool 50th]
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[Cool 50th]Hello! Welcome to Walmart. [/Cool 50th]
I’m over qualified for that.

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Originally Posted by Cool 50th AE View Post
You can actually smell their unwashed fecal matter stained *** crack from 3 feet away.

I think I'm gonna invent **** Tic Tacs.
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Originally Posted by Cool 50th AE View Post
Jokes on you.

I have no lady friends.
Oops! I forgot that you're "different." My bad.
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I’m over qualified for that.
Costco would explain the frequent family sized servings of brussels sprouts (and vodka)
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I think I'm gonna invent **** Tic Tacs.
Tic-Tac **** beads FTW.
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Tic-Tac **** beads FTW.
Anyone with any shred of common decency would rail themselves with those before going out to a sit down restaurant.
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dude you need to get laid....your sinking sinking sinking...get out of that hole and **** something
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dude you need to get laid....your sinking sinking sinking...get out of that hole and **** something
Might as well **** the hole, since it's right there.
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