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Old 03-15-2019, 07:24 AM
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The Romantic wife............A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text..............
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." He replied........"I am taking a dump. What should I do?"

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Old 03-15-2019, 07:39 AM
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The Romantic wife............A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text..............
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." He replied........"I am taking a dump. What should I do?"

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Old 03-15-2019, 07:58 AM
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[no longer Romantic Wife] That reminds me.....I have to get peanuts, corn, fudge, and lemonade at the grocery store. [/no longer Romantic Wife]
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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and a retired English classical literature teacher.
The husband was a retired Navy Chief and more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.

" The husband texted back to her: "On the toilet. Please advise."

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What if he was choking the chicken
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