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Old 05-16-2019, 11:25 AM
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At the Sunday school, the teacher was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ what with the coming of Christmas season.

So she wanted to make sure that they understood that the birth of Christ occurred a long time ago, and that he grew up, etc.

So she asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."

Mary raised her hand and responded, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waved his hand furiously, and then blurts out, "I know, I know, He's in my bathroom."

The whole class went silent and waited for the teacher to respond.

She was completely at a loss for words for a few moments and finally gathered her wits and asked little Johnny how he knows this.

Little Johnny said, "Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and shouts,"Jesus Christ", are you still in there?"


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Old 05-16-2019, 01:14 PM
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Op should change name to BadJole
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Op should change name to BadJole
I liked it.
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Old 05-16-2019, 02:26 PM
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That's a very old, very bad jole. Ban that guy. Perma.
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should have waited til closer to Xmas.
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1/10
You're generous. :leaving.
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should have waited til closer to Xmas.
you pissant, this will probably get more laughs . . .
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Címon guys thatís hilarious
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Very similar to the Bill Cosby version. (Without the drugging and raping of course) Still funny. 4/10
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