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Old 07-10-2019, 10:23 AM
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Old 07-10-2019, 10:33 AM
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Well he wasn't a smart feller.
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Old 07-10-2019, 10:50 AM
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The little cop had some guts to fight with him.
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Old 07-10-2019, 12:01 PM
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Whoever wrote the FOX story needs to learn how to write English correctly.

Liberty police were searching for a person who a felony warrant for arrest.
One suspect, but

it gave up their hiding spot
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Well he wasn't a smart feller.
He was, however, a fart smeller.
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Old 07-10-2019, 08:12 PM
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Ahh need a supavisor
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What an idiot. The NFL DEFINITELY didn't hire him for his brains! Just another millionaire criminal baller.
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The only race that can't pronounce the word ASK. When wrestling a 6 ft 6 300 pound man could you please send me a woman police officer for help.
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Reminds me of this scene....

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The only race that can't pronounce the word ASK. When wrestling a 6 ft 6 300 pound man could you please send me a woman police officer for help.
That is the reality today thanks to the politicians.
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The only race that can't pronounce the word ASK. When wrestling a 6 ft 6 300 pound man could you please send me a woman police officer for help.
Who the hell axed you for your opinion?
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Precisely why I could never be a police officer. I have zero tolerance for that ****...I'd have just shot him.
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Two real winning individuals there.
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