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Old 07-12-2019, 12:17 PM
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A group of straight-laced folks from their church would occasionally gather for dinner and socializing. One night they decided to play charades, with the topic being their favorite TV show. Things went along well for a while, until this one young woman had her turn.

She stepped into the next room out of sight for a few moments. Then around the corner of the door the guests were startled to see a glimpse of her naked breasts. A moment after they disappeared, her bare tush wiggled at them, Then the *****, then the ***. The ***** flashed again, followed by her butt three times.

The preacher's wife finally jumped up and demanded "WHAT are you DOING?"

The babe said "My favorite TV show, of course!"

The mortified prude demanded What show could that possibly be?"

The chick said "Why, it's The Lone Ranger! Titty-rump, titty-rump, titty-rump-rump-rump....."
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Old 07-12-2019, 02:28 PM
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who's the Lone Ranger?
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Old 07-12-2019, 04:00 PM
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who's the Lone Ranger?
That guy (or woman) at the bank, dummy! You need cash, you go to him, he gives you a bunch of papers to fill out, then they range the loan and give you the money but you gotta pay it back.
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Tonto gone for quite a while .....Tonto come back....Lone Ranger ask Tonto where he been....Tonto say "Me go on a ride ...beautiful squaw hitchhiking so give her ride....she put arms around me so she not fall off....when she get off horse, she say good thing you have saddlehorn to hang on to or I would fall off horse.... Tonto smile and say "Me always ride bareback"
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Tonto gone for quite a while .....Tonto come back....Lone Ranger ask Tonto where he been....Tonto say "Me go on a ride ...beautiful squaw hitchhiking so give her ride....she put arms around me so she not fall off....when she get off horse, she say good thing you have saddlehorn to hang on to or I would fall off horse.... Tonto smile and say "Me always ride bareback"
Tonto lie.

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who's the Lone Ranger?

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Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Snake bite joke!

Dang....how much longer?
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Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Snake bite joke!

Dang....how much longer?
Just so you can sleep tonight, It goes something like this:
It seems the Lone Ranger got bit on his dick while he was pissing.
He told Tonto to go for help.
Tonto rode into town.........

Oops, it's past my bedtime. Gotta go.
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