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Old 03-21-2019, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by hedgehead View Post
Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child."

What about nocturnal emissions? Is that Gods will?
I hear Florida is considering a similar bill but it only targets Native Americans. Apparently, if certain members of the tribe confess to rubbing one out - in their sleep no less! - they could be liable

The bill is called The Seminole Admission Act

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Old 03-21-2019, 10:42 AM
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Dear California and New York,

Please reclaim your ******* lunatics and take them back home.

Thanks,

Texas.
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Old 03-21-2019, 11:41 AM
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Imagine how low must be the intelligence of the electorate who put such a damn retard into office...
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So this is what this idiot sits in a office and thinks of? Damn the people that voted this ******* into office. They are just ******* dumb.
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Will this law be retroactive without a statute of limitations, or will we be grandfathered?
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“But I don’t have a hundred dollars!!” he ejaculated.
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I'll save beau coup $$ using her photo as inspiration ...
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Originally Posted by frodo84 View Post
Stupid bitch tries to make a parallel between not whacking off and killing a baby....
If that is what this is all about now I understand.
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Old 03-21-2019, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by frodo84 View Post
Stupid bitch tries to make a parallel between not whacking off and killing a baby....
You are absolutely correct and as a citizen of the great State of Texas (thankfully not in her district), I decided to send her the following email:

Representative Farrar,

You should be embarrassed for yourself and your are an embarrassment for the great State of Texas, for even proposing the ''A Man's Right to Know Act'' legislature. You are paid by the citizens of Texas to actually REPRESENT them, not to make a mockery of the legislative process. While you may think that it's ''cute'' to introduce such an outlandish bill, what you fail to realize it that it's an utter waste of your time and it's an utter waste of every Texas legislator's time.

Let's be clear about this...abortion ends a LIFE. Male masturbation produces sperm, and sperm is NOT a life. If you can't understand this simple fact, you are not in any position to serve (and this is what you do) the citizens of Texas.

You work for the citizens of your district, not the other way around. Start doing you job and stop wasting precious legislative time.
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Originally Posted by Klondike View Post
I think most men would gladly toss a C-Note into a jug rather than hump that buffalo!
Indeed.
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**** that......
I am not the master of my domain.......
I can't afford to pay $500.00 a day.....


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Old 03-21-2019, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by frodo84 View Post
Stupid bitch tries to make a parallel between not whacking off and killing a baby....
Actually it is very similar. A law against wackin' off will have about the same effect as a law against abortion.
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Old 03-21-2019, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by frodo84 View Post
Stupid bitch tries to make a parallel between not whacking off and killing a baby....
So, is ovulating akin to killing a baby, too, if the egg isn't fertilized?
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i learned my lesson
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I guess this goes hand-in-hand with Yang's trickle-down proposal to tax Amazon for supplying $1k to each person.
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What about other acts that produce an ejaculation where no pregnancy could result, will they be fined too? Get a BJ from your girlfriend, owe $100. Wife is post-menopausal, but gets a little frisky on Saturday night anyway, there goes another C-note!
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Old 03-21-2019, 03:18 PM
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Didn't Father Guido Sarducci state that masturbation was the cheapest sin of all, but for some people it really adds up?
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No one has asked how the bill proposes to detect these illicit events?

Palm inspections? One bicep larger than the other?

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Originally Posted by KenHorse View Post
No one has asked how the bill proposes to detect these illicit events?

Palm inspections? One bicep larger than the other?
Timed restroom breaks?
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Old 03-21-2019, 03:32 PM
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You Texas guys has better put some tape over the camera eye on your computer and iPhones!!!!!
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