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Old 03-21-2019, 02:31 AM
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I think they should pass that bill and put butch in charge of collections..... to help build the wall of course.
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I think most men would gladly toss a C-Note into a jug rather than hump that buffalo!
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W


Oh hell, I had my wallet out and everything. Clicked on the link, saw her pic and BAM...I just saved $100.

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May not agree with her $100 per self induced ejaculation proposal....

But she was a heck of Basket Ball Player on the Institution's Team.




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Stupid bitch tries to make a parallel between not whacking off and killing a baby....
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THIS is what they spend tax money on?
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Oh hell, I had my wallet out and everything. Clicked on the link, saw her pic and BAM...I just saved $100.
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May not agree with her $100 per self induced ejaculation proposal....

But she was a heck of Basket Ball Player on the Institution's Team.

OK that funny !!!!!
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Old 03-21-2019, 08:08 AM
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Some people have too much time on their hands.
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Can I run a tab ?
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So the women can ********** for free?


The dem party is full on retard
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This is gonna take a lot longer if she’s gonna watch to collect.
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Another angry activist 'lawmaker'.


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I think most men would gladly toss a C-Note into a jug rather than hump that buffalo!
Better call in Miss Balbricker for the lineup of those accused.












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I don’t get the parallel.
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With thinking voters, these Dem idiots would cause themselves to be voted out of office. With Dem voters these days they are heroes.
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Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child."

What about nocturnal emissions? Is that Gods will?
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may not agree with her $100 per self induced ejaculation proposal....

But she was a heck of basket ball player on the institution's team.

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