Elderly Woman Crashes C4 Into Bread Shop
 

Read about it here: Elderly Woman Crashes C4 Into Bread Shop

I'm not sure how people forget which pedal means go, and which one means stop, but hey accidents happen. All-in-all I guess there are worse things than an engine bay full of sourdough and pumpernickel.

This is the kind of thing that leads to terrible punditry: "How was your day, dear?"
"Not bad. I thought I was on a roll but ended up just loafing."

We don't kneed this type of humor. :rofl:

What, there's no C4s with garishly ugly body kits to post about today?

I was up in Prescott (Az) yesterday, and an old man(70's+), was parking in a spot by the courthouse. All of a sudden the Blazer roars forward and lands on a 2' wall. The car high centered and stoped, fortunately, because there was a crafts fair on the courthouse lawn with lots of visitors. He was walking around talking to the cops, but never said what happened. After they had a couple of tow trucks pull the car back into the parking space, the old man walked away. If it wasn't for that wall, it woulld have made the national news.

Probably did that store a favor knowing this place

Maybe she should install a roll bar! :leaving:

Perhaps she was just trying to rise to the occassion.

At least we now know what her favorite flower is.

I like how she tried to down-play it when she was interviewed by the local news station...
She saw her car "getting in the store?"
She crashed through that store front...bricks and everything.

Maybe granny couldn't drive a stick.

:yawn: I saw this story on the local news last week. I didn't think it was even worth posting here.

:iagree: Makes him feel like a somebody I suppose:willy:

:rofl: Oh, my. You could cut that bad joke with a knife. Not to mention cut the rolls.....:hide:

Never ceases to amaze me. My wife has done this.....twice.

Another story to prove once you become a senior citizen DMV should do a physical test on them.

Oh, the puns, the puns!:willy:

But on another note, gotta watch who you're calling "old" as I'd bet she's about the same age as many of the forum members here. :thumbs:

No to-go orders?

Maybe she was short on dough and looking for an ATM?

With recent posts about the "breadbox"....:D

Old hippie chick lookin for a little bread. ($$$)