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okayokay, it's like this:

so the dude's wife copied down my license plate number and then found out my cell phone number (she's a cop). she callem me for a hook up. she knew I loiked what she was wearing to Walmart, so she put that stuff back on and came over to the house (my wife is in the hospital for a heart & lung replacement as well as a hysterectomy). Here's a pic I snapped with my iphone

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ps315aeda2.jpg


Then, our maid popped in and joined us (she told me "te quiero big mike):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ps54478737.jpg

Whgen the thre of us was taking turns hanging from the chandelier, it pulled out (pun intended) from the ceiling. So my new girl fren had her sister come over to fix it. She brought her tools

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...psd04d958f.jpg

After all that "insertion & exertion" we worked up an appetite and we all went down to the IHOP. I took a little pic of the wait staff with my iphone.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ps70e0abfe.jpg

And that is how I spent my weekend.