It's getting booooooring around here... Part II
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Safety Car
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It's getting booooooring around here... Part II
Well, ladies, it's been well over a year since my previous "getting boring" post so it's time to see what you girls are up to.
Before I go further, I have to post my usual disclaimer:
Anyone who wishes to read the remainder of this post agrees not to cry when their name is mentioned, ask moderators to lock the thread, sacks up when called out, and, generally, acts like a MAN
Click here if you wish to exit
Sooooooooooo, here it is:
Will Alan finally debut Green in 2008?
Will Stealth or Bowery Boy claim the bragging rights for the quickest "street" ride in the USA?
Will Cartek, ECS, and Vette Doctors put something out this year that will turn more heads than JPee in a Speedo?
Will Insanity weigh in below 300 lbs?
Does Shen have a snowball's chance in hell against Eddie the Kid?
Will Farley paint that ugly *** car black already?
Will Major EVER get over the fact that he has never beaten me in organized racing and quits asking me if I got a new ride yet?
Will Valla ever clean his shorts after the close encounters of the cement kind and get back into racing?
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
What came first: Neverlift bolt-in kit or the Jesse kit?
WILL ANYONE RUN QUICKER THAN 8.49 IN A 346 LS6?
Before I go further, I have to post my usual disclaimer:
Anyone who wishes to read the remainder of this post agrees not to cry when their name is mentioned, ask moderators to lock the thread, sacks up when called out, and, generally, acts like a MAN
Click here if you wish to exit
Sooooooooooo, here it is:
Will Alan finally debut Green in 2008?
Will Stealth or Bowery Boy claim the bragging rights for the quickest "street" ride in the USA?
Will Cartek, ECS, and Vette Doctors put something out this year that will turn more heads than JPee in a Speedo?
Will Insanity weigh in below 300 lbs?
Does Shen have a snowball's chance in hell against Eddie the Kid?
Will Farley paint that ugly *** car black already?
Will Major EVER get over the fact that he has never beaten me in organized racing and quits asking me if I got a new ride yet?
Will Valla ever clean his shorts after the close encounters of the cement kind and get back into racing?
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
What came first: Neverlift bolt-in kit or the Jesse kit?
WILL ANYONE RUN QUICKER THAN 8.49 IN A 346 LS6?
Burning Brakes
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1. yes 
2. define "street ride"
3. ????
4. no chance, better odds of it snowing in Aug.
5. i hope not, but that SHEN Team is tough
6. Why? It looks great on Easter
7. yeah i think he's over that Paul , did you get a car yet ??
8. those underwear must smell , I hope for both
9. must be the ........
10. define bolt-in please
11. NOPE
heres # 12. How long til this thread gets locked
This is a joke / just for fun
2. define "street ride"
3. ????
4. no chance, better odds of it snowing in Aug.
5. i hope not, but that SHEN Team is tough
6. Why? It looks great on Easter
7. yeah i think he's over that Paul , did you get a car yet ??
8. those underwear must smell , I hope for both
9. must be the ........
10. define bolt-in please
11. NOPE
heres # 12. How long til this thread gets locked
This is a joke / just for fun
Safety Car
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From: Hooterville, NJ
Well, ladies, it's been well over a year since my previous "getting boring" post so it's time to see what you girls are up to.
Before I go further, I have to post my usual disclaimer:
Anyone who wishes to read the remainder of this post agrees not to cry when their name is mentioned, ask moderators to lock the thread, sacks up when called out, and, generally, acts like a MAN
Click here if you wish to exit
Sooooooooooo, here it is:
Will Alan finally debut Green in 2008?
Will Stealth or Bowery Boy claim the bragging rights for the quickest "street" ride in the USA?
Will Cartek, ECS, and Vette Doctors put something out this year that will turn more heads than JPee in a Speedo?
Will Insanity weigh in below 300 lbs?
Does Shen have a snowball's chance in hell against Eddie the Kid?
Will Farley paint that ugly *** car black already?
Will Major EVER get over the fact that he has never beaten me in organized racing and quits asking me if I got a new ride yet?
Will Valla ever clean his shorts after the close encounters of the cement kind and get back into racing?
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
What came first: Neverlift bolt-in kit or the Jesse kit?
WILL ANYONE RUN QUICKER THAN 8.49 IN A 346 LS6?
Before I go further, I have to post my usual disclaimer:
Anyone who wishes to read the remainder of this post agrees not to cry when their name is mentioned, ask moderators to lock the thread, sacks up when called out, and, generally, acts like a MAN
Click here if you wish to exit
Sooooooooooo, here it is:
Will Alan finally debut Green in 2008?
Will Stealth or Bowery Boy claim the bragging rights for the quickest "street" ride in the USA?
Will Cartek, ECS, and Vette Doctors put something out this year that will turn more heads than JPee in a Speedo?
Will Insanity weigh in below 300 lbs?
Does Shen have a snowball's chance in hell against Eddie the Kid?
Will Farley paint that ugly *** car black already?
Will Major EVER get over the fact that he has never beaten me in organized racing and quits asking me if I got a new ride yet?
Will Valla ever clean his shorts after the close encounters of the cement kind and get back into racing?
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
What came first: Neverlift bolt-in kit or the Jesse kit?
WILL ANYONE RUN QUICKER THAN 8.49 IN A 346 LS6?
Well, looks like things are back to normal around here
You forgot one thing from your list....Will TSab ever show up for an Event on time?
I figured you would get around to that sooner or later
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Burning Brakes
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Chris and Ralphieee got to thinking about "weight" sooooooo today the 434 ci motor was sold .!!!
This is what was bought to replace it... its at Ralphieee house NOW... Chris will never have to worry about weight again...
1900 NATURALLY ASPIRATED H.P. (NO NITROUS)
Special Features:
*--Sonny's 864ci GM Hemispherical headed engine features Ultra Lite CNC program that weighs 2 lbs less than the 784 ci Hemispherical headed engines.
*--Sonny's 5.300" GM Hemispherical head has a 1.600" longer bore spacing than the 5.000" GM Hemispherical heads
*--Four Braswell 2bbl carburetors featuring 2.400" throttle bore feed pistons with 13.0:1 static colmpression
*--The cam has a gross lift of 1.200" with a 1.85 rocker arm ratio with .685 lobe liftl
*--The 5.300" cylinder head's intake runner has a volume of 652cc while the exhaust is 212cc which flow 660cfm @ 1.100" lift with a 2.725" valve on the intake and 470cfm @ 1.100" lift with a 2.100" valve on the exhaust
Sonny's in-house fully CNC ported "Next Generation" Hemi cyl. heads
SAR Special Billet Aluminum 5.300" B.S. block with 1.100" raised cam
Bryant billet crank
BME 426 aluminum forged rods
Venolia pistons
Jesel keyed lifters
1.031" tool steel taper-wall pins
Federal Mogul "Hell Fire" rings
Special titanium valves & PSI springs
SAR shaft mounted rocker system with needle bearing roller tips
Jesel belt drive
Moroso 4-stage dry sump oiling
Moroso vacuum system
ATI balancer
MSD cranktrigger ignition
SAR sheetmetal 4x2 intake with linkage
SAR/BLP (4) 2 barrel split dominator carbs
Sheetmetal billet rail valve covers
Meziere hi-flow electric water pump
Pro series CSI starter
Fuel lines with 4 port regulator
Price ... ?? I know everyone wants to know HOW MUCH $$$
Lets just say the 2nd mortage on Chris's house was approved ....
This is what was bought to replace it... its at Ralphieee house NOW... Chris will never have to worry about weight again...
1900 NATURALLY ASPIRATED H.P. (NO NITROUS)
Special Features:
*--Sonny's 864ci GM Hemispherical headed engine features Ultra Lite CNC program that weighs 2 lbs less than the 784 ci Hemispherical headed engines.
*--Sonny's 5.300" GM Hemispherical head has a 1.600" longer bore spacing than the 5.000" GM Hemispherical heads
*--Four Braswell 2bbl carburetors featuring 2.400" throttle bore feed pistons with 13.0:1 static colmpression
*--The cam has a gross lift of 1.200" with a 1.85 rocker arm ratio with .685 lobe liftl
*--The 5.300" cylinder head's intake runner has a volume of 652cc while the exhaust is 212cc which flow 660cfm @ 1.100" lift with a 2.725" valve on the intake and 470cfm @ 1.100" lift with a 2.100" valve on the exhaust
Sonny's in-house fully CNC ported "Next Generation" Hemi cyl. heads
SAR Special Billet Aluminum 5.300" B.S. block with 1.100" raised cam
Bryant billet crank
BME 426 aluminum forged rods
Venolia pistons
Jesel keyed lifters
1.031" tool steel taper-wall pins
Federal Mogul "Hell Fire" rings
Special titanium valves & PSI springs
SAR shaft mounted rocker system with needle bearing roller tips
Jesel belt drive
Moroso 4-stage dry sump oiling
Moroso vacuum system
ATI balancer
MSD cranktrigger ignition
SAR sheetmetal 4x2 intake with linkage
SAR/BLP (4) 2 barrel split dominator carbs
Sheetmetal billet rail valve covers
Meziere hi-flow electric water pump
Pro series CSI starter
Fuel lines with 4 port regulator
Price ... ?? I know everyone wants to know HOW MUCH $$$
Lets just say the 2nd mortage on Chris's house was approved ....
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Safety Car
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funny stuff guys, Pauls back
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Thread Starter
Safety Car
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From: In your head
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Safety Car
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From: In your head
................that much any more 
