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Old Jan 23, 2011 | 05:49 PM
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Old Jan 23, 2011 | 05:54 PM
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Joe you crack me up !!!
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Old Jan 23, 2011 | 06:20 PM
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I seriously almost pissed my pants watching that!!!! I was on the edge of my chair laughing so freaking hard and tears coming out. My life is like WTF is amatter with you. I showed her and all she could say is "why do they call him Joepizza?".

Tirecraft/Joe you guys have seriously SERIOUSLY out done yourselves this time!!!! I will be back and I will conquer you both one at a time. Now I'm gonna watch that atleast 2 more times and get some ammo.

Did I mention I almost pissed my pants?

FARTPIPE MASTER.... OUT!
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Old Jan 23, 2011 | 06:31 PM
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That was absolutely hilarious!!! Joe Pizza you rock.

Cant wait to see/hear FartPipes response... Gonna be too funny when he starts talking his nonsense that relates to absolutely nothing relative to the topic! Should be good...
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Old Jan 23, 2011 | 06:36 PM
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That was absolutely hilarious!!! Joe Pizza you rock.

Cant wait to see/hear FartPipes response... Gonna be too funny when he starts talking his nonsense that relates to absolutely nothing relative to the topic! Should be good...
Look above you buddy you got smoked again . Think Joe's vid got to him because he sounded normal....
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Originally Posted by tirecraft
Look above you buddy you got smoked again . Think Joe's vid got to him because he sounded normal....
Saw it... I was referring to the video he's making right now...
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This was just a warm up.. Wait until I finish part 2 !!!

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This was just a warm up.. Wait until I finish part 2 !!!

You sir are a NINJA!
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
You sir are a NINJA!
Im hoping for a good rebuttle FP... Don't let us down waxer...
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LMAO that was really funny, I've seen some damn good ones but that is clearly one of the best.
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C'mon FartPipe... I hope your still up working on a good one!!!
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WTF you gotta pay for that stuff!!! I tapped out
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WTF you gotta pay for that stuff!!! I tapped out
Don't try to use excuses.....It's a small price to pay for a good laugh... I paid $2.67 for the set and 2 characters...


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Joe,
My sides still hurt from laughing. Unbelievable.
:lol g::l olg: :lol g::l olg:
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Originally Posted by joe11204
Don't try to use excuses.....It's a small price to pay for a good laugh... I paid $2.67 for the set and 2 characters...
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Its my lie and I'm sticking to it!!!!!! LOL! I keep watching it over and over again laughing so hard!
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