10 Even Uglier Corvettes
A Corvette is a thing of beauty, with its aggressive, curvy lines telegraphing that this American sports car means business. Yet, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and surely the owners of these cars must think they are good looking, right?
1. Thriller
We all like Michael Jackson, and Thriller was one of the best albums of pop music ever, but what does he have to do with the Corvette? Airbrushing Michael Jackson's face as an angel on the trunk of your Corvette is not really much of a memorial tribute to the king of pop. Now, if you were to paint a picture of Prince on there it would make sense, but he's no angel.
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2. Popcorn Larry
Popcorn Larry is the pride of S. Florida, and this is his Vette. Without the stacks and flapper, it just doesn't get hot enough to pop corn in the exhaust pipes. What a shame that the Corvette engineers never thought of this, Popcorn Larry is after their jobs.
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3. Car Wars: The Airbrush Strikes Back
A picture is worth a thousand words, and there are no words to describe how ugly this Corvette has managed to get. Star Wars and the C3 Corvette were huge in the late 1970s and they are now classics, yet combining them like this just doesn't work. A Vette is not a custom van, no matter how many murals you paint on it.
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4. If You Mess With the Bull You Get the Horns
Well, we are not sure where to start here, in fact, we are not sure what we are looking at exactly. This could be anything; however, from our understanding, this is probably a '70s Corvette, with a '40s truck front end? Even in some alternative universe where this strange combo looks acceptable, what is with the horns?
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5. Baby Has Got No Back
Someone converted a C3 Corvette into this cut off "thing." One of the best characteristics of a Corvette is how long, low, and sleek it looks, and this person has managed to just chop that short. This once classy Vette now looks like a supermodel who has suffered a horrible accident and been cut off at the knees.
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6. Eccentric
He is either on a great amount of drugs, or he is just trolling the real world. However, props to this guy for standing by his glorious Vette, and showing it off, we know we wouldn't. Everywhere you look there is something else to boggle the mind, and Minnie Mouse is on the rear fender for some reason.
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7. Can You Say Corvette More?
How many Chevy and Corvette logos can you put on one car? This guy is trying to find the answer. There is something extremely unpleasant about this stick on packed Corvette, from the awful spoiler, the weird chrome lines, to the barrage of logos. This person has managed to make it less of a Corvette, while attempting to make it scream Corvette. There is something fishy here, in fact, as of right now we aren't entirely sure this isn't actually a Miata in disguise.
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8. Flames and Flares
Okay guys, it is time to come to terms with something: The Corvette in Corvette Summer is ugly. In the context of the movie, and now in pop culture, it has managed to accomplish what it set out to, which is stick in our minds. But come on, this is an exercise in excess. Even Liberace and Elvis would think this was a bit much. The movie wasn't very good either.
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9. The Cookie Monster
No. Just No. This could very well be the worst modification anyone can do to their Corvette. This is the quickest way to tell people that even though you have a Chevrolet Corvette, you don't deserve one, neither can you be trusted near one.
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10. On Fire
Flame jobs go wrong as often as they go right, but when you start out with a horrible choice of colors like this one they almost never work. Whoever laid out the flames and painted them certainly knew what they were doing, but bright blue flames just don't look right. This car looks like the grand prize from some minor league sports team who used it as a parade and promotion car all year before raffling it off.
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