7 Corvette Car Washing Tips from Sexy Girls
1. Dress for the Job
What you're going to want to do is dress properly for the job at hand. The high heels will help to sit over the top of the car and catch any bits of grime that may have escaped your watchful eye. Clothing that is devoid of buttons, zippers, or snaps is highly suggested as they can cause a scratch or dent when pressed against the car. To make things easy, just wear a bathing suit.
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2. Rinse It Down
Things now need to get wet — very wet. Hose the car, starting from the roof and going down, to avoid spreading around dirty water. If you live in a drought-stricken region (I'm looking at you, California) a couple buckets of water can agitate debris cleanly off your car.
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3. Scrub It Good
Now that the car has been rinsed off, it's time to get that soap on there to loosen up the remaining dirt, hard bird poop, and road grime that is begrudgingly holding on to your beloved Corvette.
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4. Rinse It Again
If you really want to get it as clean as possible, then rinse it again. The only thing cleaner than a freshly washed car is a doubly washed car. Bonus points for using some body English to make things as clean as possible. Elbow grease is the best grease.
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5. Get Some Friends to Help
Make things a team exercise and get your friends involved. The work is much more fun and slippery when there are friends around. If you want to make things competitive, see who can get their section of the car done the fastest. Work that soap in there good, ladies.
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6. Buff the Wax Up
Take the wax and apply it liberally to the surface of the car in a swirling motion with the applicator pad. When you're all done there should be a dried haze that is ready to be wiped off with a cotton microfiber towel or similar material. Then buff it until a shine is achieved.
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7. Enjoy a Cold Reward
After all that work you deserve a sweet treat to coat your throat. Grab a popsicle or ice cream cone and gaze at the fruit of all your hard work. Great job!
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