Top 7 Crazy Corvette Fails You spent a lot of money on your Corvette; now some things are better left to the pros. By Jeffrey Smith - September 13, 2016 <div id='1-can-t-handle-the-power' class='slide'><div class='title'><h2>1. Can't handle the power</h2></div><div class='image'><img src="https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/cimg/www.corvetteforum.com/1600x900_85/241/Slide1-3--181241.jpg" alt="Can't handle the power"/></div><div class='text'><p>Trying to impress that lady friend that you can drive fast? Spinouts really suck in hindsight.</p> <p><a href="http://www.corvetteforum.com/forums/off-topic/3884934-7-crazy-corvette-fails.html#post1593161321">>>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum.</a></p></div></div> <br><br><div id='2-that-flaming-paint-job-is-so-lifelike' class='slide'><div class='title'><h2>2. That flaming paint job is so lifelike.</h2></div><div class='image'><img src="https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/cimg/www.corvetteforum.com/1600x900_85/243/Slide2-2--181243.jpg" alt="That flaming paint job is so lifelike."/></div><div class='text'><p>When performance mods go bad, or, it sounded like a good idea at the time.</p> <p><a href="http://www.corvetteforum.com/forums/off-topic/3884934-7-crazy-corvette-fails.html#post1593161321">>>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum.</a></p></div></div> <br><br><div id='3-trees-don-t-move-even-when-you-honk-your-horn' class='slide'><div class='title'><h2>3. Trees don't move, even when you honk your horn</h2></div><div class='image'><img src="https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/cimg/www.corvetteforum.com/1600x900_85/245/Slide3-2--181245.jpg" alt="Trees don't move, even when you honk your horn"/></div><div class='text'><p>I tried to honk at it officer, after all, it was parked in my parkway.</p> <p><a href="http://www.corvetteforum.com/forums/off-topic/3884934-7-crazy-corvette-fails.html#post1593161321">>>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum.</a></p></div></div> <br><br><div id='4-the-wannabe-drag-racer' class='slide'><div class='title'><h2>4. The wannabe drag racer</h2></div><div class='image'><img src="https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/cimg/www.corvetteforum.com/1600x900_85/246/Slide4-3--181246.jpg" alt="The wannabe drag racer"/></div><div class='text'><p>Next time, take it to the track and hand your keys over to someone who knows what they are doing.</p> <p><a href="http://www.corvetteforum.com/forums/off-topic/3884934-7-crazy-corvette-fails.html#post1593161321">>>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum.</a></p></div></div> <br><br><div id='5-wanna-jump-something' class='slide'><div class='title'><h2>5. Wanna jump something?</h2></div><div class='image'><img src="https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/cimg/www.corvetteforum.com/1600x900_85/248/Slide5-2--181248.jpg" alt="Wanna jump something?"/></div><div class='text'><p>That was great! I want to jump something else! I want to jump a car, or a house, I wanna jump something!</p> <p><a href="http://www.corvetteforum.com/forums/off-topic/3884934-7-crazy-corvette-fails.html#post1593161321">>>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum.</a></p></div></div> <br><br><div id='6-the-hideous-mod' class='slide'><div class='title'><h2>6. The hideous mod</h2></div><div class='image'><img src="https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/cimg/www.corvetteforum.com/1600x900_85/253/2015-Chevrolet-Corvette-Z06-C7-with-Lambo-Style-Vertical-Doors-2-181253.jpg" alt="The hideous mod"/></div><div class='text'><p>Hey Bubba! Check out what I did to my Vette!</p> <p><a href="http://www.corvetteforum.com/forums/off-topic/3884934-7-crazy-corvette-fails.html#post1593161321">>>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum.</a></p></div></div> <br><br><div id='7-nothing-runs-like-a-deere' class='slide'><div class='title'><h2>7. Nothing runs like a Deere</h2></div><div class='image'><img src="https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/cimg/www.corvetteforum.com/1600x900_85/254/Slide7-181254.jpg" alt="Nothing runs like a Deere"/></div><div class='text'><p>Somewhere in the distance, the faint sound of a banjo could be heard.</p> <p><a href="http://www.corvetteforum.com/forums/off-topic/3884934-7-crazy-corvette-fails.html#post1593161321">>>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum.</a></p></div></div> <br><br>
