Top 7 Crazy Corvette Fails You spent a lot of money on your Corvette; now some things are better left to the pros. By Jeffrey Smith - September 13, 2016 1. Can't handle the powerTrying to impress that lady friend that you can drive fast? Spinouts really suck in hindsight. >>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum. 2. That flaming paint job is so lifelike.When performance mods go bad, or, it sounded like a good idea at the time. >>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum. 3. Trees don't move, even when you honk your hornI tried to honk at it officer, after all, it was parked in my parkway. >>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum. 4. The wannabe drag racerNext time, take it to the track and hand your keys over to someone who knows what they are doing. >>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum. 5. Wanna jump something?That was great! I want to jump something else! I want to jump a car, or a house, I wanna jump something! >>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum. 6. The hideous modHey Bubba! Check out what I did to my Vette! >>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum. 7. Nothing runs like a DeereSomewhere in the distance, the faint sound of a banjo could be heard. >>Join the Crazy Corvette Fails discussion right here in Corvette Forum.