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03-25-2017, 08:27 AM
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03-25-2017, 10:51 AM
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The World's Shortest Books
_______________
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
______________________________ __________
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
______________________________ ________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
_________________
SEQUEL: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
_________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
______________________________ ______
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
____________________________
_____
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
______________________________ _______
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
______________________________ ____
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
__________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
______________________________ ____
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
______________________________ ___________
HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
_________
MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreword by Tiger Woods with John Edwards
______________________________ ______________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
______________________________ _____________________
AND, JUST ADDED:
MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
By Nancy Pelosi
______________________________ __________________________
And the shortest book of them all......................
THINGS I DID TO WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama
_______________
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
______________________________ __________
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
______________________________ ________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
_________________
SEQUEL: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
_________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
______________________________ ______
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
____________________________
_____
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
______________________________ _______
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
______________________________ ____
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
__________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
______________________________ ____
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
______________________________ ___________
HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
_________
MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreword by Tiger Woods with John Edwards
______________________________ ______________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
______________________________ _____________________
AND, JUST ADDED:
MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
By Nancy Pelosi
______________________________ __________________________
And the shortest book of them all......................
THINGS I DID TO WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama
03-26-2017, 10:00 AM
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So be mad at me for deviating form jokes for a minute if you like but I want to hear the prevailing opinion on this thread. For the longest time I read it every week for the jokes. One time I decided to share a joke I found funny but it was a joke about Trump. I was then chewed out for being political. So here we are a few weeks later and every week there are tons of jokes about democrats.
Is any joke ok here or not. I post jokes on a meme page but I quit sharing here since this forum seems to have thin skin about anything they don't agree with. Let me know what the rule is and I'll post up some gems but I won't play if it's going to be hypocritical.
edit: FYI I think both party's are stupid and hurt America. All politicians are crooks.
Is any joke ok here or not. I post jokes on a meme page but I quit sharing here since this forum seems to have thin skin about anything they don't agree with. Let me know what the rule is and I'll post up some gems but I won't play if it's going to be hypocritical.
edit: FYI I think both party's are stupid and hurt America. All politicians are crooks.
Personally, I have no love nor respect for any of the organized crime government thieves destroying the country for personal gain.
But remember, those people don't have a sense of humor. Look at Trump and Hilary. I prefer not to UCK.
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03-26-2017, 10:14 AM
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
"He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "what's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "let's try to rephrase that."
"The woman says, "ok, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
The accountant says, "Chicken Farmer it is."
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
"He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "what's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "let's try to rephrase that."
"The woman says, "ok, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
The accountant says, "Chicken Farmer it is."
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03-26-2017, 02:06 PM
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Humor comes in many forms; I enjoy it all. I am sick and tired of " political correctness" (there's an oxymoron if I ever heard one) invading all aspects of our lives. There is no need for it here, nor for self appointed critics and wanna be sensors. 
03-26-2017, 03:41 PM
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Like all good things it looks like the Friday Funnies may be coming to an end if this persistent whining doesn't stop. Too bad a few have to spoil it for the many. It's real easy....if you don't agree with a joke skip over it, and forget it. This isn't the 'politically correct Friday Funnies, it's just the Friday Funnies. Lord knows we have enough political correctness to deal with everywhere else.
If you see a non joke here please report it using the red triangle and we'll have it deleted. We don't need no stinking Whiners!
If you see a non joke here please report it using the red triangle and we'll have it deleted. We don't need no stinking Whiners!
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