Turds in my Garage
07-17-2006, 02:43 PM
#41
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That is EXACTLY what the turds i nmy garage look like... I never had problems before though.. so i wonder why they choose to visit me now. One of the garage doors doesn't close all the way on one side and leaves about a 1" gap or less..
And it is starting to smell like either poo baking or a dead animal in my garage.. I can't decide which..
And it is starting to smell like either poo baking or a dead animal in my garage.. I can't decide which..
07-17-2006, 04:21 PM
#43
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Originally Posted by mikeyandem1
I came home from a week vacation to find some turds in my garage. They are about the size of a pinky finger and have grassy type items in it. I can't think of what animal this came from in NC and don't even know how it got in there or if it is still there. Turds too big for rats I think.. thoughts?
Subsequently, you would be fined $10,000 and directed by the Ninth Circuit Court to relocate your garage (at your expense).
07-17-2006, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by mikeyandem1
And it is starting to smell like either poo baking
07-17-2006, 04:43 PM
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When my family was in Hawaii on vacation, the condos we stayed at had a pond that was loaded with large frogs, probably about a foot long (or more) with legs stretched out. The pond was also full of these 10 foot long strings of eggs that they were laying, so that the male frogs could "spray them". The egg strings looked almost like long strings of pearls.
Apparently the slime from these frogs is a kind of hallucinegen, leading some people to catch the frogs and then lick the slime off them. ("Gol-durn frog-licking hippies!")
But, I never managed to notice how big a turd they took (the frogs that is, not the frog-licking hippies).
Apparently the slime from these frogs is a kind of hallucinegen, leading some people to catch the frogs and then lick the slime off them. ("Gol-durn frog-licking hippies!")
But, I never managed to notice how big a turd they took (the frogs that is, not the frog-licking hippies).
07-17-2006, 06:24 PM
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This is the first thread that I have actually called my wife in to read - she thinks we have all lost our minds. She thought that all we ever talk about is Corvettes.
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07-17-2006, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Trophy Blue
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07-17-2006, 08:19 PM
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I checked with the local racoons tonight. They don't do that kind of fibre as shown in the pic. They do like GM battery black (-) cables. The plastic has a particular crunch that cleans their teeth and allows for a clean ... exit.
07-17-2006, 09:24 PM
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Well, you guys have my curiosity up. Tonight, I'm heading out to the back porch, under the porch light, where "the toads dwell".
There are always several toads out there, zapping insects attracted by the light. I just find it hard to believe that a toad, the size of my fist can drop a load like the one described.
I'll report back.
I won't be telling my wife what I'm doing out there either. Chuck
There are always several toads out there, zapping insects attracted by the light. I just find it hard to believe that a toad, the size of my fist can drop a load like the one described.
I'll report back.
I won't be telling my wife what I'm doing out there either. Chuck
07-17-2006, 09:33 PM
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So if you put about 115,824,000 grams of this poo on a dyno and lit it on fire, you would have about 300 hp. Now about the torque curve...... 
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07-18-2006, 12:43 AM
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From the looks of the thing, I am certain of its fuel value. It looks just like those cheap charcoal brickets. No doubt you can cook with it. This particular one is a small block though, measuring only 1/4 by 3/4 inches.
07-18-2006, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by JohnZ
In the U.S., a one-gallon (3.8L) flush has been mandated by federal law since about 1997; big black market in toilets brought in from Canada since then.
07-18-2006, 12:58 AM
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This is the first thread that I have actually called my wife in to read - she thinks we have all lost our minds. She thought that all we ever talk about is Corvettes.
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Couldn't help but notice..........above your avatar it says you are a "CF Senile Member"................what's up wit dat??
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07-18-2006, 09:57 AM
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C2 of Year Finalist (track prepared) 2019
2017 C2 of the Year Finalist
Time to capitalize
I figure I better get out early on this one, before Pro Team starts listing all their turds on e-bay..............
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