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Drifting
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,552
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From: Lake Villa Illinois
St. Jude Donor '14
How about this:
Did you know?...
1] That the words "race car" spelled backward still says "race car".
2] That "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells it's past tense "ate".
and
3] Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "F*%k off and go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English speaking c%%ksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat f*%king, smelly, rag head b@@tards with you."
How weird is that?
Did you know?...
1] That the words "race car" spelled backward still says "race car".
2] That "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells it's past tense "ate".
and
3] Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "F*%k off and go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English speaking c%%ksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat f*%king, smelly, rag head b@@tards with you."
How weird is that?
Drifting
Joined: Oct 1999
Posts: 1,676
Likes: 494
From: Corrales NM
The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens which he kept in a hen house at the church.
One Sunday morning before Mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the **** was missing.
He knew all about **** fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a ****? All the men stood up.
'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****? ' All the women stood up.
'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them? ' Half the women stood up.
'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****? ' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and Paddy O'Reilly's goat all stood up!
The priest fainted!
One Sunday morning before Mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the **** was missing.
He knew all about **** fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a ****? All the men stood up.
'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****? ' All the women stood up.
'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them? ' Half the women stood up.
'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****? ' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and Paddy O'Reilly's goat all stood up!
The priest fainted!
Le Mans Master
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 5,019
Likes: 2
From: Russellville, Kentucky 1967 Sting Ray & 2001 C5
3] Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "F*%k off and go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English speaking c%%ksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat f*%king, smelly, rag head b@@tards with you."
Race Director
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 19,777
Likes: 4,592
From: Canada's capital
2020 Corvette of the Year Finalist (appearance mods)
C1 of Year Finalist (appearance mods) 2019
Hey guys, when you open the FRIDAY SMILES thread, please call it that so everyone knows (like me) to add their .02$ at the write place. thanks
