For you enjoyment:

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!

WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss


This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:

His Corvette is a Top Flight winner
His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.
His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy.
His wife’s picture is on the side of milk cartons.
:D :D :D

In Mark's case a group picture of the X's on the side of the milk cartons...
:jester

A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy...

In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.

While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning. :lol: :lol: :lol:

And finally a new college curriculm is being offered to become a REAL MAN at the Life University....

That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.
Please take a moment to look over the program outline:

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
MEN 101...Combating Stupidity
MEN 102...You too can do housework
MEN 103...PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut
MEN 104...We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule
MEN 110...Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111...Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a.m.
MEN 112...Parenting: It doesn't end with conception
MEN 113...Get a life, learn to cook

Spring Schedule
MEN 120...How NOT to act like an butt when you're wrong
MEN 121...Understanding your incompetence
MEN 122...You, the weaker sex
MEN 123...Reasons to give flowers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101...You CAN fall asleep without it
SEX 102...Morning Dilemma: If it's awake, take a shower
MEN 201...How to stay awake after sex
MEN 202...How to put the toilet seat down

Winter Schedule
MEN 210...The remote control: Overcoming your dependencies
MEN 211...How NOT to act younger that your children
MEN 212...You too can be a designated driver
MEN 213...Honest - You don't look like Russel Wong - Especially naked

Spring Schedule
MEN 220...Omitting @#%! from your vocabulary
MEN 221...Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessary
MEN 222...Real men ask for directions
MEN 223...Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay
:eek: :rolleyes: :crazy:

Thought I'd take it easy on you guys this week..... :jester

Time to take the vette out.... have a good weekend and don't forget to :seeya

 

I enjoy your post every week. Keep up the good work very FUNNY. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :chevy

 

What do you mean Friday again? I don't even remember the weekend after last Friday. :crazy: Where do these weeks go? Ya'll have a good one ya hear.

Steve :cheers:

 

keepem coming.:)
rod