After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists have discovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!

VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (Top Secret!)
3% Vitamin E
2% aspirin
2% ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C

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...92% Fix-A-Flat!
:lol: :lol: :lol:


What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer?
He gets taller! :D

Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO."
Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where. :jester

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.

'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee,he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.'

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.

'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.'

What happened?' asks the doctor.

'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to
make wild passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible!

'What was terrible?' said the doctor, 'Was the sex not good?'

'Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years...
but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again!'
:lol: :lol: :lol:

And lastly here is GM's first prototype for the "Heads-Up" display.... needs a few bugs work out of it..... still the primary reason why C5er's can't :seeya

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/cars3/...061702_10.html

Have a great weekend and don't forget to :seeya :seeya :seeya


[Modified by achapman, 11:58 AM 8/9/2002]