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Old Dec 30, 2016 | 04:18 AM
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Is that a Ford Retractable? Owner might just be checking out its function?
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Is that a Ford Retractable? Owner might just be checking out its function?
I kind of doubt it but hard to be sure from the photo. I knew some brothers in college who's family had 2 or 3 of them that they drove them to school and they weighed a lot - A Whole Lot. I think the rear of the Corvette would be smashed even flatter if one of them landed on the rear of it.
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Retractable - my first thought also when viewing the photograph. Note how symmetrical the Ford's placement is atop the Corvette; not even crushing the windshield frame. Probably a good thing the hardtop was installed.
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Retractable - my first thought also when viewing the photograph. Note how symmetrical the Ford's placement is atop the Corvette; not even crushing the windshield frame. Probably a good thing the hardtop was installed.
i think its the first evidence of 'photo shopping'...

Also, the front tires of the ford are equally setting on the rear view 'mirrors'...
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I thought that we were not allowed to post X rated stuff.
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I thought that we were not allowed to post X rated stuff.
9 months later, they had a Nash Metropolitan!
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I don't see any tire tracks on the rear fenders...
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Not a scratch on the Corvette. Somebody got a new photo shop for Christmas.
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Then what are the 2 guy looking at that are stand on the sidewalk?
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A Photo Shopper must also have done an exceptional job with the damaged quarter windows of the hardtop and the additional load placed upon the Corvette's rear suspension by the weight of the Ford. Unusual however is the amount of detail visible on the Ford's front end in an area that would normally be in deep shadow. Today that might be explained by the practice of enhancing even outdoor shots with electronic flash, Back in the day when most people were still paying "per shot" for flashbulbs, not necessarily so. Perhaps just reflections of the strong California sun from nearby light colored buildings?
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Unusual however is the amount of detail visible on the Ford's front end in an area that would normally be in deep shadow. Today that might be explained by the practice of enhancing even outdoor shots with electronic flash, Back in the day when most people were still paying "per shot" for flashbulbs, not necessarily so. Perhaps just reflections of the strong California sun from nearby light colored buildings?
From the amount of detail in the picture, and the reflections around the parking lamps of the Corvette, it sure looks like a flash was used. It might not have been common practice for the average person taking a picture, to use flash back then, but it was for news photographers.

I find it interesting that the Corvette has a right hand mirror, not a common accessory 50 plus years ago. Even a left hand mirror was an option on many cars, well into the 60's.
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Originally Posted by ejboyd5
A Photo Shopper must also have done an exceptional job with the damaged quarter windows of the hardtop and the additional load placed upon the Corvette's rear suspension by the weight of the Ford. Unusual however is the amount of detail visible on the Ford's front end in an area that would normally be in deep shadow. Today that might be explained by the practice of enhancing even outdoor shots with electronic flash, Back in the day when most people were still paying "per shot" for flashbulbs, not necessarily so. Perhaps just reflections of the strong California sun from nearby light colored buildings?
That and there are is NO fiberglass parts in the undercarriage of the ford and notice, you don't/can't see the hood on the ford leave me to believe they/there is a tow truck lifting it up and that the Corvette is rolled under the ford, to much of a 'perfect placement of both vehicles...
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And, it's not even April Fools day
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If that photo was photoshopped, then it looks like the person who did it also added in a number of scratches to the negative/print that span both cars.....

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Here’s an incredible “Wreck of the Week” photo submitted by Old Cars Weekly reader William Swank. It’s so incredible, it doesn’t need a caption to go with it, but it’s every writer’s dream and we won’t let the opportunity pass when it’s published. Suffice it to say, we’ve all had to restrain ourselves from sharing any obvious lewd references.




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Originally Posted by 66jack
That and there are is NO fiberglass parts in the undercarriage of the ford and notice, you don't/can't see the hood on the ford leave me to believe they/there is a tow truck lifting it up and that the Corvette is rolled under the ford, to much of a 'perfect placement of both vehicles...
Hard to see fiberglass detail beneath a metal bodied car.
Especially through the soft top which looks to have been up.
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Especially through the soft top which looks to have been up.
Look again. Since when did a Corvette soft top have quarter windows?

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