If I had a dollar for every time someone under 40 told me my generation sucks...

Then I could afford a mansion in the economy their Biden vote ruined.





The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96.

Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.






Biden is making speech at a Democratic Party press conference:

- According to latest statistics, our incomes rose 20%, our quality of life rose 30% and our buying economic power rose 40%

From the November 8 voters: That's great that YOURS did, but what about OURS??











Do you know why they call it a *******?

... so it sounds like it has a sort of work ethic attached to it! It makes you feel like you did something useful for the economy!

\- George Carlin





Why does printing too much money hurt the nation’s economic health?

It causes inflammation







When the economy is good, people drink. When the economy is bad, people drink. The moral?

Invest in alcohol





In the Biden economy what do Liberal Arts graduates bring to the table?

Your lunch.







The leaders of the WEF gather to discuss the economic problems of a struggling world leader

The French start: "The Age of Enlightenment started here. We'll help him honor populist ideas."

The Germans follow: "We have a very stable economy, we'll help him lower national debt."

The Dutch join in: "Our scientist are the best in the world. We pledge to help him battle the spreading economic failure."

The Swedish add: "Our healthcare system is the finest. We'll teach him how to help those in need."

Even Denmark speaks up: "Our country is extremely safe. We can help him lower violence and aggression."

The Canadians look bewildered: "What are we supposed to do?"

The other leaders look at each other. "Well, since it's your neighbor we thought you'd be the one to tell Biden he needs to resign."













The economy is so bad

The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds" you call & ask if they meant you or them.....







Biden was seated next to a little girl on a train.

He turned to her, sniffed, and said, "Do you want to talk? Rides go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, Biden, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said Biden. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

Biden, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy when you don't know crap?" Then she went back to reading her book.

 

An elderly couple just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise

 

 

 

Dani is now over her kennel cough and respiratory tract infection and back to her old Carolina dog, the only true American dog, self.

Who knew a stuffed duck could cause such excitement? But when you get the "zoomies," there's no stopping.