Tom had been with the FBI in NYC for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Idaho as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'

'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. I retired from the DOJ, SDNY. There will be some drinking'.'

'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! . I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?'

Cliff replies:

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
















An old man goes to the doctor for a checkup.


Doctor gives him 3 specimen jars, and says I want a sample of your poo, pee, and sperm to do some tests.

The old guy, being a bit hard of hearing, says to his wife, what did he say?

She says, he wants your underpants













RENAULT & FORD TEAM UP ON A NEW BARBIE CAR

Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car.

They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for the new zippy little car, the new model will be called "Clitaurus".

The car comes in Barbie pink, with fur on the dash.

Note: Models assembled in Brazil will not offer the fur option.













Tarzan was having problems with the strength in his arms.So he went to the witch doctor to ask for help.
"Doc can you help me with my strength while swinging through the trees I keep falling".
"I have just the potion for you Tarzan"
The witch doctor does a dance,shakes the rattles and says.
"Drink this and you will have the strength and arms of the monkey"
After a week Tarzan comes back and tells the witch doctor how happy he is...but
He says "Doc,I can swing through the trees with the greatest of ease but my eye sight is failing and I sometimes miss the vines,can you help?"
Once again the witch doctor does his chants and dances with his rattles.
"Drink this potion Tarzan and you will have the eye of the eagle"
After a week Tarzan comes back and sees the witch doctor.
"I am cured Doc I can see for miles and miles with the eye of the eagle and I never miss the vines while swinging" he then quietly adds."Doc I still need some more help but its a sensitive issue."
"Jane has started to hang around the Gorillas and I need something to help me,well..... you know ... enlargen my.... dick"
The witch doctor chuckles and says "Have I got the potion for you!!"
"This will make you hung like the Elephants trunk"
Great says Tarzan and the witch doctor does his stuff.
A couple of days later Tarzan comes back to the witch doctor.
"Why are you back " says the witch doctor "Jane not happy?"
"Yes she is very happy but I have another problem." Says Tarzan
"I have the eye of the eagle and the strength of the monkey and I am hung like the elephants trunk, but each time I swing close to the ground my dick grabs a big tuft of grass and trys to shove it up my **** ! "

 

I can't help wondering, Louie, who won't get the inference?

 

when with a little creativity you can fix it yourself... or not...


He needed to modify his spring rates...


A hose-out interior just like a Wrangler...


Just like the belt extenders that Mopar sells...


Who needs those cheap plastic *****...


Run-flat tire...


Who needs Safelite when you can have Wallside?


Who needs an auto parts store when the theater is open later?


Always buy genuine Bimmer parts...


I want to follow this guy, especially on the freeway...


Really impress your date with your ingenuity...


The ideal solution when the Design Office wants larger wheels...


Just entered the road rally...


Comes in handy when they forget the plasticware at the burger joint...


Bulb replacement may be a little difficult...

And finally...

Who needs to pay for the power window option?

 

Wait, wasn't she in that Donner Reed Show on TV back in the 50's and early 60's... ?

 

The mere thought is enough to ruin my appetite. Can't imagine what sort of PTSD they dealt with the rest of their lives.

 

PTSD Pretty Tasty Side Dish?

 

Donner Reed.... eeeeyyyeah..... that's the one.

 

 

Where has THIS one been for the last 50 years?

Thank you Powerline Blog, from today's week in pictures post.

 

 

It may be tasty but the food will cost you and arm and a leg...

 

176 years - is that too soon?

 

This most fun part is that it is not a photoshop. I've seen it at a bookstore.

 

As long as we are headed off into the weeds with this one.....

A Truckee car club used to host and may still host an annual car show in the area:

 

Hey everyone......while not really a joke or even funny, I thought most of us could reminisce on Canada Day, July 1st, and July 4th for all you sutherners {to me anyway}.......enjoy.

 

Speaking to Kerrmudgeon's video above; does anyone remember 'Top Value' trading stamps?


1961 catalog cover