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Old Nov 25, 2024 | 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by R66
A dog is happy to see you even if you are out all night, drunk, and bring another dog home with you. Try that with a wife if you have the courage and money.
I have had dogs for 70+ years, only have had the wife for 56.
What if you have a wife that looks like a dog?
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Old Nov 27, 2024 | 09:01 AM
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I was going to post this in cars wanted, but I think that this is the best place to post it.


I just received an e mail with the following,

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I've decided to write you this email to request your personal assistance because I have cancer and will soon be undergoing surgery for which the doctor has said I have a fifty-fifty chance of survival. I'd like you to carry out this charity work because I inherited four million six hundred thousand dollars from my late husband, which we planned to invest before he died. I am willing and ready to offer you twenty percent of the entire fund if you are eager to aid me on this project. Please respond back for additional details and procedures.

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Mrs.Henriette Diabaté

Since I will be receiving a million dollars, I will buy a 57 Corvette from anyone that wishes to sell his, for the 1 million $ that I receive. Just ship me your car and I will send the payment promptly.
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Old Nov 27, 2024 | 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Roger Walling
I was going to post this in cars wanted, but I think that this is the best place to post it.


I just received an e mail with the following,

"Hello,
I've decided to write you this email to request your personal assistance because I have cancer and will soon be undergoing surgery for which the doctor has said I have a fifty-fifty chance of survival. I'd like you to carry out this charity work because I inherited four million six hundred thousand dollars from my late husband, which we planned to invest before he died. I am willing and ready to offer you twenty percent of the entire fund if you are eager to aid me on this project. Please respond back for additional details and procedures.

Regards
Mrs.Henriette Diabaté

Since I will be receiving a million dollars, I will buy a 57 Corvette from anyone that wishes to sell his, for the 1 million $ that I receive. Just ship me your car and I will send the payment promptly.
Better than the 'Reader's Digest' deal where you MIGHT have already won a million. Yea, along with 200 million other people. Better jump on that.
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Old Nov 27, 2024 | 09:51 AM
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Hey, don't laugh at this. I sent them my social security number and my bank information and they said my check is in the mail!
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Old Nov 27, 2024 | 10:07 AM
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Worth a try! What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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