Truly pious people — those who will go to heaven where it'll never rain and they'll get to eat delicious calorie-free chocolate waffles for eternity — would NEVER laugh at an unfortunate or inappropriate photo.

So go ahead and enjoy yourself you dirty minded thing.

This German exchange student who — not knowing English — showed up to his first day at an American school wearing a "Suck my d--k" T-shirt:

This email a teacher had to send home:

This test for grade schoolers that had, uh, some cringey alternate spellings:

 

 

Always pre-drill before trying to drive a nail into hard wood.

 

 

 

Doctor tells a woman she has six months left to live.
Woman says, "but doctor, doctor, what shall I do"?
Doctor says, "move to Philly and marry an economist".
Woman: "will that make me live forever"?
Doctor: "no, but it will seem like it"!



the same doctor tells a patient he has 3 weeks to live,
the patient says "well that's too bad, It was gonna take me a month to pay ya bill,"
OK says the doctor...lets make 4 weeks











A father and young son are walking down the street. Fine looking honey strolls down the sidewalk. The son says in a loud voice " Pop look at the **** on that woman! "
Poor father is mortified. Before he can admonish his son, kid blurts " look at the big ***** on that babe!!!"
Father tried to quiet his son to no avail.
"Holy crap King sized knockers"
Father said" that's it I'm taking you to child psychologist at Catholic Church "

Son is being counseled for long time. Father is in waiting room for hours. Finally the door opens and the priest said your son is cured.
They walking to bus stop passing one woman after another and the boy is mute. He doesn't even look at them.
The father thinks thank God my son is cured. They get on the bus, find a seat and the boy says in a loud voice " hey Pop look at the good looking a$$ on that bus driver!!! "











One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the male driver.

"No way", replied the boy.

How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver?

"No way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the car!" answered the boy

"OK, I know what you want - I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies" the driver offered.

The boy sighed: "Listen Dad, you bought a Volvo - you live with it!"