• I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it.

• Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long.

 

Roger, you've really GOT to get that stuff figured out!

 

 

When I copy and paste, my screen shows the correct pic. But when I review it after it is posted, it shows all that coding. When I edit it to remove the coding, it shows that I deleted it. I think that I should stop copying and pasting.

Does anyone know what is happening to my posts? This is the only site where it is happening.

Whenever I post anything, I always proofread it before posting and even after it is on the site to make sure it is correct.

I think that when I open a site, the pic's are only directions to open the page that I want, only then can after opening, can I copy and paste.

 

Not sure Copy & Paste is correct. If you are working on your laptop/desktop, have the picture in a folder on your computer.

To add here, click on the picture link above ( next to the paperclip on the right ), select the file/picture, upload it to the Server and you should be good to go.

 

Agree. Save the picture to your computer or laptop. When you go to post it, click on the icon that looks like a picture, brows your computer, double-click on the pic to upload it. "Also, use the "preview post" button to see if it's going to look OK when you actually submit it.

You can always delete the picture from your computer after it's posted if you don't want to keep it.

 

I had the same problem from both my phone and the computer (drag and drop). I just wrote a HELP thread in the help section, and provided sample pictures from both my phone and the computer using the copy / paste (drag and drop) method and it worked fine. Don't know what it is, you may have to log out and log back in.

 

 

 

 

 

Totally accurate.

 

 

 

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

*Grilled Tourist: $5.00

*Broiled Missionary: $10.00

*Fried Explorer: $15.00

*Baked Politician: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They are so full of **** that it takes all day!"

















A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.

The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up you look so excited."

The groom replies, "I just had the best bj I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."

The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face.

The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited."

The bride replies, "I have just given the last bj of my entire life."


















BREAKING NEWS: Yesterday, a 45-year-old man was going to bed heard thieves in his garage. So he called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment. The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer:

- it’s about these thieves in my garage. Don't bother coming anymore Ive shot them.

After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances,..... Thieves were obviously caught.

Police officers had a chat with the gentleman

Officer says - “ You said you shot them! “

Gentlemen - “ And you said you don't have a free police car “

















At a wedding ceremony, the priest asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly.

Everything quickly turned to chaos.

The bride slapped the groom.

The groom's mother fainted.

The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.

The priest asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"

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The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

 

Agatha Christie meets Scooby (sorta, with no AI) - Tales From The Gas Station || Ghosts & Monsters

 

Yeah, no matter what chain you use, it holds like crap…

 

I seen my doctor last week, I said, " doc, I've got an hereditary problem, I've got diarrhea." He said, "diarrhea is not
hereditary". I said, "well, it's in my jeans".

 

As a follow up to the Best BJ joke....... Do you now what the food is that ends the sex drive in a woman?????? Wedding cake