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If you pronounce the wording on the Chinese buffet window as the Chinamen wrote it, you are racist ....
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If you pronounce the wording on the Chinese buffet window as the Chinamen wrote it, you are racist ....
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Am I the only one that has been reading "Friday Funnies" so long that I can usually predict the submitter due to the slant of the humor?
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Am I the only one that has been reading "Friday Funnies" so long that I can usually predict the submitter due to the slant of the humor?

Probably not. Everyone has their own funny bone. What strikes one person, may be just a "Ho Hum" to another. Each person presents his/her/they/dem/nofrickinidea/ sense of humor. Guess this is what makes the world go around. [Sometime kind of wobbly though]
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what movie was the line, "you go now, you been here four hours."from?
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It was from a standup comedian, John Pinette
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ok, I thought I saw it in a movie.
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I actually knew someone where the china buffet hostess told him " You eat too much crab" ......
The Local china buffet got smart here... They no longer serve Crab... Solved alot of problems...
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It was from a standup comedian, John Pinette
Funny guy, he really makes you laugh with very few curse words. He passed away too soon.
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