Good ones!

 

TGIF!

 

 

 

Insults for all occasions

If you were an only child you still wouldn’t be your parents’ favorite

I don’t know about your inner child but your inner Bozo is alive and thriving

Knowing you is like being in a never-ending escape room

Your brain is too small for you to have such a big mouth

Thanks for your 2 cents but I will give you a quarter to shut the ___ up

The only things standing between you and your dreams are your appearance, your lack of talent and your general personality

It’s too bad that you weren’t born in the dark ages because you look terrible in the light

Thank you for the inspiration to be nothing like you

You need twice your brains to qualify as a half wit

I’m not a photographer but I can picture you leaving

You may find yourself someday but trust me it is not worth the wait

Trying to like you is like trying to slam a revolving door

 

 

 

 

 

isn't there a couple of things missing so far?

 

Not sure.

 

 

 

 

 

that's better......

 

Thanks… now I can put my CPAP mask on. Friday is complete.

 

Good job guys !