Off the AMC board
Husband and wife were out looking for a new set of wheels. He was looking at a pristine '72 Gremlin but she wanted new and sporty. All his arguments fell on deaf ears, she wanted something that would do 0 to 200 in like 4 seconds. So for her birthday he got her a new bathroom scale. The funeral is on Saturday. Due to the condition of his body it will be closed casket.



