Locked but not forgotten
Thread Starter
Racer
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 262
Likes: 0
From: Kissimmee Fl
Locked but not forgotten
In case some of you have not noticed, the infamous "Titanium Rotors" post has been locked and will forever be revered as Corvette Forum's finest rookie post in history. As many of you have deduced by now, I am an exceptionally humble man with a delightful demeanor. Despite this, I cannot resist the critical acclaim that ensued my glorious post. The interest that ensued for creating my own fan club, has warmed my heart. Hordes and hordes of my new fans groped and clamored for the creation of my fan club and they will not be denied. Included with fan club membership are tales of unconcionable male conquest, starring some of the world's most delectable females. Live through my glory, beloved fans!
Some might find it unfortunate that a degree of this fame has gone to my head. Yes, I admit that this newfound stardom is overwhelming. However, I will not forget all of you members who have made me one of the most recognizable American icons since Muhammad Ali. Yup, I'm that big!! I also admit to embracing a hope that this post will be preserved in a platinum engraving, word by word in it's entirety.
Finally, I would like to thank all of my beloved fans for their support.
Some might find it unfortunate that a degree of this fame has gone to my head. Yes, I admit that this newfound stardom is overwhelming. However, I will not forget all of you members who have made me one of the most recognizable American icons since Muhammad Ali. Yup, I'm that big!! I also admit to embracing a hope that this post will be preserved in a platinum engraving, word by word in it's entirety.
Finally, I would like to thank all of my beloved fans for their support.
Last edited by Alexarz; Sep 16, 2005 at 08:48 PM.
Thread Starter
Racer
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 262
Likes: 0
From: Kissimmee Fl
Denial is not the road to happiness, forum readers! I would not be surprised if many of you are having dreams about titanium rotors at this point.
To answer your question, turtlevette; after my newfound corvette forum fame, they are pounding down my front door (no need to leave the homestead)
.
Have a good weekend, forum members and don't take everything so seriously!
To answer your question, turtlevette; after my newfound corvette forum fame, they are pounding down my front door (no need to leave the homestead)
.Have a good weekend, forum members and don't take everything so seriously!
Corvette Stories
The Best of Corvette for Corvette Enthusiasts
Every 2027 Corvette Engine Explained
Joe Kucinski
Designer Imagines A Corvette That Looks More Like a Corvette Than the Corvette
Verdad Gallardo
10 Ugly Corvettes That We Still Kinda Love
Joe Kucinski
Top 10 Most Expensive Corvettes Ever Sold on Bring A Trailer
Brett Foote
10 Things Every Corvette Owner Needs (2026 Edition)
Michael S. Palmer
8 Most "Only Corvette Owners Understand" Quirks and Problems
Pouria Savadkouei
10 Reasons the C6 Z06 is Still A Performance Benchmark After 20 Years
Joe Kucinski
How Much Horsepower Every Corvette Engine "LOST" in 1972
Joe Kucinski
Top 10 DOs and DON'Ts for Protecting Your Convertible Top!
Michael S. Palmer
Thread Starter
Racer
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 262
Likes: 0
From: Kissimmee Fl
Geez! Some of you don't have a sense of humor. Now go back and read it with a lighter frame of mind.
If you cannot figure it out, I'll make it simple for you. I joined this forum this past week and I was quickly bashed by old members here for bringing up a post about titanium rotors and proclaiming my beliefs regarding potential performance of C3 vettes. In ironic and sarcastic fashion I proclaimed myself to be god's gift to this forum. That is the joke. While being bashed I am self proclaiming myself as rookie of the year with members groping to join my fan club, etc.
I hate when I have to disclose the punchline but you guys were not catching on.
If you cannot figure it out, I'll make it simple for you. I joined this forum this past week and I was quickly bashed by old members here for bringing up a post about titanium rotors and proclaiming my beliefs regarding potential performance of C3 vettes. In ironic and sarcastic fashion I proclaimed myself to be god's gift to this forum. That is the joke. While being bashed I am self proclaiming myself as rookie of the year with members groping to join my fan club, etc.
I hate when I have to disclose the punchline but you guys were not catching on.
Last edited by Alexarz; Sep 16, 2005 at 10:05 PM.
Race Director
Joined: Feb 1999
Posts: 16,978
Likes: 7
From: In Dreams There Is Truth Ohio
Originally Posted by markdtn
You probably ought to leave locked posts alone. You can get in trouble bringing them up again. Just a thought.
Very very wise words...can lead to a vacation from the forum
Senior Member since 1492
Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 87,953
Likes: 156
From: Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get me...
St. Jude Donor '09
I musta missed another good one.
I won't read any post with titanium in the title. I figure either I can't afford it or don't need it.
Sorry I missed it your "high"-ness.
I won't read any post with titanium in the title. I figure either I can't afford it or don't need it.
Sorry I missed it your "high"-ness.
