A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.

It was addressed, "Dad."With the worst premonition, he opened
the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she
is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight
Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and
Joan said that we will be very happy.

Even though you won't care for her as she is so much older than I,
she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and
that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and
trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the
meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan
can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to
know your grandchildren.

Your loving son,
Jon


PS - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tyler's house.

My report card is in my desk drawer. Just wanted to remind you
that there are worse things in life. Call me when it's safe to come
home

 

Good one.

 

Now THAT'S something MY son would do.. Good one!!!
Eddie

 

ROFLMAO...thats a good one dude...

 

Ill have to try it.

 

I've seen that before. Still funny

 

Good one.

 

 

I think I really know Joan.

 

I know Joan too....what are you saying ????? ..........

 

That was a good one

 

You know what would of happened to me if I did that to my father? You dont want to know!!!

 

Simply that she does get around,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,and around,,,Peace, Moosie
But in my case she goes by a different name

 

 

I hope my son doesn't read this post, that's all I need, he'll try that and it'll be one more excuse for him to say,"just kidding dad".

 

sounds like one of my daughter in laws............

 

 

- I've seen this a few times before, but still funny! There's a "daughter" version as well - scary reading for those who have one or more daughters.