The old 5:15...
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From: In Dreams There Is Truth Ohio
The old 5:15...
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/show...10&forum_id=26
One of my better jokes, but it went over like a lead balloon in OT...no sense of humor there...
One of my better jokes, but it went over like a lead balloon in OT...no sense of humor there...
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Originally Posted by GDaina
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/show...10&forum_id=26
One of my better jokes, but it went over like a lead balloon in OT...no sense of humor there...
One of my better jokes, but it went over like a lead balloon in OT...no sense of humor there...
Rich
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From: Same as our leaders Out of my mind
A big guy with a squeaky voice goes to the doctor to see if he can get his voice fixed. The doctor examines him and discovers that his part hangs to his knee. The doctor explains that the excessive weight is straining the mans vocal cords and causing his squeaky voice. The solution is to reduce the size of the part.
After the operation the man comes back to the doctor for a follow up visit, his voice is great, but now he can't satisfy the ladies like he used to. He asks the doctor what can he do?
The doctor replies (in a squeaky voice)
"Sorry, a deal is a deal!"
This is a good joke....GD
After the operation the man comes back to the doctor for a follow up visit, his voice is great, but now he can't satisfy the ladies like he used to. He asks the doctor what can he do?
The doctor replies (in a squeaky voice)
"Sorry, a deal is a deal!"
This is a good joke....GD
Last edited by GDaina; Mar 4, 2006 at 10:59 PM.
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From: In Dreams There Is Truth Ohio
Originally Posted by RPOZ4Z
I'm not letting anything jump on MY 5:15! 
Originally Posted by shafrs3
Whats the moderator going to say about that? 
Burning Brakes
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From: Loveland Colo
Yeah, I've noticed the people who frequent OT (I've gone there maybe 6 times in 3 or so years) seem to be the kind of folks who only drive their cars....in otherwords, C5ers.
On a sadder note, the doctor told me all those years of phone sex with unknown partners finally caught up to me....I've got hearing AIDS.
John
On a sadder note, the doctor told me all those years of phone sex with unknown partners finally caught up to me....I've got hearing AIDS.
John