Looks like GDaina has KILLED the wives thread. Said they were going to "sort things out" but doesn't look like they could. Long live the wives! Glenn

 

we should start a new one about mistresses, maybe it'll be more interesting

 

I never got to post a pic of wifey at a vette show ... in her HD riding gear:
This does NOT mean that I wish my wife were dead. At least not at the moment.
That goes double for my freaky long haired son who got his head in the pic.

 

I CREATED <<<<<<<<<< WIVES >>>>>>>>>>>
and have never been contacted by the moderator about
"SORTING IT OUT" i e-mailed a few times, never got any reply ??? looks like you better go to the movies, the <<<< WIVES >>>>
theater is closed

ZIXXX PACKER

 

THE BOX OF CHOCOLATES

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is
something to smile about the next time you open a box of chocolates:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a white bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the white bag and said, "It's a box of chocolates. I got it for my husband."

"The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: "Good trade."

 

LOL, that was funny. I got a sign here says "I miss my wife, but my aim is improving"

 

i'm waiting for bangcok dean to ship me a hot young mistress...... i cant find a decent girl/lady 25-30years old...... so i work alot so i dont have to think about it...haha.........

b

 

They are busy in the garage keeping my pole waxed

 

Bam!

 

so, i'll get a new passport and let me know how long i can stay for.......



b

 

Very good. I've got to keep my wife however, she's the only one with hands small enough to get under the dash.

 

how much i understand you...

 

Just remember for every hot girl you see there is at least one guy out there tired of her!

 

[QUOTE=Love My 72 and 77]Just remember for every hot girl you see there is at least one guy out there tired of her! AMEN TO THAT Peace,,,Moosie

 

and another 5 wanting to be tired of her

 

 

It is important for men to remember that as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.



My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Peggy. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Peggy to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating, but now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, Peggy will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean!). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.


When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Peggy. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

Signed, Jim

EDITOR'S NOTE: Jim died suddenly on May 27 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely five inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Peggy was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her not guilty, accepting her defense that Jim somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club very quickly.

 

thats why i don't golf and i use only stubby wrenches and small hammers

 

Gosh I missed this thread. Glad to see there is still some life left in the old girl. 6pack, enjoy. We owe it all to you. Glenn

 

cool....uh...uh..uh...Bangkock Dean said pole !