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Old Nov 17, 2006 | 05:09 PM
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Remember the 70s' t shirt with the corvette that read

Wrap your *** in fiberglass!!!
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Old Nov 17, 2006 | 05:15 PM
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Jesus saves but Gretzky scores on the rebound.
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Old Nov 17, 2006 | 08:52 PM
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My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her....Or something like that.
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Old Nov 18, 2006 | 12:36 AM
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How about:

"Go near my daughter and I'll break your knee caps!"
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Old Nov 18, 2006 | 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Topless75
Your little princess is my little w h o r e
I want...
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Old Nov 18, 2006 | 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Topless75
Your little princess is my little w h o r e
Yeah, thats typically the attitude of needle d!ck punks who can't score in their own age group, so they prey on young vulnerable girls and think it's cool! If thats your bag, then you accept the risk and the consequences!
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Old Nov 18, 2006 | 04:36 PM
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How about:

My lug nuts require more torque then your Honda engine makes.
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Old Nov 18, 2006 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mandm1200
How about:

My lug nuts require more torque then your Honda engine makes.

I love that!


I used to have one on my truck that said:

HONK if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a window!
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