bubba pickup lines
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bubba pickup lines
Redneck Come Ons
Body: 1) Did you fart?
Cuz' you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz' ya' sure are special.
3) My Love fer' you is like diarrhea ...
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz' I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer' pants?
Cuz' I can see myself in em.
6) If you in I were Squirrels,
I'd store my nuts in yer' hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here,
But beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
But I bet I can make yer' bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta' this cheap motel room.
11) Yer' eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer' gunna' regret this in the mornin',
We kin sleep til afternoon.
And.... The best for last!
13) Yer' face reminds me of a wrench,
Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
Body: 1) Did you fart?
Cuz' you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz' ya' sure are special.
3) My Love fer' you is like diarrhea ...
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz' I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer' pants?
Cuz' I can see myself in em.
6) If you in I were Squirrels,
I'd store my nuts in yer' hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin' girl here,
But beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
But I bet I can make yer' bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta' this cheap motel room.
11) Yer' eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer' gunna' regret this in the mornin',
We kin sleep til afternoon.
And.... The best for last!
13) Yer' face reminds me of a wrench,
Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
Just another Corvette guy
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Posts: 8,518
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From: Palm Springs, CA.
.....and number 14 (this is good in a dance club)
Him: Would you like to dance?
Her: No!
Him: What?
Her: I said NO!
Him: What do you think I said?
Her: You said, "Would you like to dance?"
Him: No, I said "You look fat in those pants!"
(for the purists)
....and then he got in his Corvette and went to another bar.
Him: Would you like to dance?
Her: No!
Him: What?
Her: I said NO!
Him: What do you think I said?
Her: You said, "Would you like to dance?"
Him: No, I said "You look fat in those pants!"
(for the purists)
....and then he got in his Corvette and went to another bar.
