Let's Check - IS your C3 a chick magnet ???
09-14-2011, 07:00 PM
#21
As I wheeled the shark into the lot at The Regal Beagle,I could tell it was gonna be a good night. All the sexy ladies had their eyes on me as I pulled in. I felt confident,knowing that I had the musky scent of DOT 3(from trying to bleed my brakes for 17 straight hours),and gear oil(from my leaky pinion seal). I got out and put on my tan leather sport coat and checked my fu manchu. I reached into the rear center storage compartment only to realize that I had left the 8-ball at the condo. Thats when I heard her voice. "Thats ok" she said, "Ive got plenty back at my place if you wanna drive me there fast and hard". She had the look of a goddess. Dressed to kill in her Jordache jeans and halter top. The sunset shown warmly in her Foster Grants,and I knew right then that she would be mine. We went into the bar and had a few drinks. She.Tequila Sunrise.Me.Harvey Wallbangers. We talked for a while and learned everything there is to know about a person,as well as showed off some sweet dance steps. When it was time to go,we hopped in the Vette and peeled out of there straight to her place,stopping only for a pack of Kools and a 4 pack of Bartles and Jaymes. When we got to her apartment,her two roommates were there,and they were up for some fun by the way they were eyeing me and my car. We split the wine coolers,had a rail,and proceeded to spend the rest of the night locked in a passionate 4-way(yes 4-way)debate over which would look better on my car,Ansen Sprints,or Hurricanes. Lets just say,when the sun came up,my choice had been made. I stayed with the Rally wheels.
09-14-2011, 07:11 PM
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09-14-2011, 07:45 PM
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Well, my shark is the only car I've ever gotten three bikini-clad hotties into at one time, but I was so dang handsome back then it might not have been due to the car... 
09-14-2011, 09:06 PM
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09-14-2011, 09:54 PM
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Le Mans Master
You should add "dear Penthouse forum" to these stories
That way we KNOW they're true.
That way we KNOW they're true.
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09-15-2011, 07:13 AM
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Drifting
I have never met any female, of any age, that didn't want to go for a ride in any year Vette I owned. BUT, at some point in time it always became too loud, too low, no room, blah, blah, blah....
09-15-2011, 10:24 AM
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09-15-2011, 11:30 AM
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Mine is until they ride in it. Then it's IS THIS THING ALWAYS THIS HOT? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO LOUD? THIS THING MUST NEED NEW SHOCKS CAUSE IT'S RATTLING MY TEETH. IS IT ON FIRE? I SMELL GAS. WHERE'S THE CUP HOLDER? I CAN'T HEAR THE RADIO. OUCH!!!!! I BURNED MY LEG ON THAT #@!&*%$# STOVEPIPE YOU HAVE RUNNING UNDER THE DOOR!!!
09-15-2011, 12:28 PM
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Burning Brakes
Yes, mine turns heads. I like to think it is me, but it is really the Bright Yellow.
Old, young, married, single. Lots of ladies look at my car and will often give complements.
Old, young, married, single. Lots of ladies look at my car and will often give complements.
09-15-2011, 02:18 PM
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I once had to carry my girlfriend's sister in the cargo area. Apparently she doesn't understand the concept of a two seater.
Also, I can't pump gas without some middle aged lady telling me she likes it, and rattles off about her dream car. Smile and nod.
Also, I can't pump gas without some middle aged lady telling me she likes it, and rattles off about her dream car. Smile and nod.
09-15-2011, 02:44 PM
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Once I had somebody honk next to me at the light. When I looked over and saw this old granny, she gave me a 
so does that count? (She probably wasn't that much older than me)
so does that count? (She probably wasn't that much older than me)
09-15-2011, 03:53 PM
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Drifting
Mine is until they ride in it. Then it's IS THIS THING ALWAYS THIS HOT? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO LOUD? THIS THING MUST NEED NEW SHOCKS CAUSE IT'S RATTLING MY TEETH. IS IT ON FIRE? I SMELL GAS. WHERE'S THE CUP HOLDER? I CAN'T HEAR THE RADIO. OUCH!!!!! I BURNED MY LEG ON THAT #@!&*%$# STOVEPIPE YOU HAVE RUNNING UNDER THE DOOR!!!
Haaa, LOL... I get that alot also... minus the stove pipe....
also get this question.., "do the windows have to be down all the time?"...
09-15-2011, 04:39 PM
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Race Director
my wife is hot.... loves the car.... loves the noise.... And loves to race!....Has let me spend tones of $$$$ on it... and likes it best with the tops off! She's the one that will say "Smoke em" when we pull up to a light with a C6 sitting across from us:-) if its to loud.... your to old! :-)..... and yea.... Always, and I mean everytime i take it out, complaments by both young and older alike... maybe because it red?!?!?!? :-)
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09-15-2011, 04:52 PM
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St. Jude Donor '07-'08-'09-'10-'11-'12-'13
my wife is hot.... loves the car.... loves the noise.... And loves to race!....Has let me spend tones of $$$$ on it... and likes it best with the tops off! Shes the one that will say "Smoke em" when we pull up to a light with a C6 sitting across from us:-) if its to loud.... your to old! :-)..... and yea.... Always complaments by both yound and older alike... maybe because it red?!?!?!? :-)
I ask my wife if she wants to ride to a car show- "sure".....wanna go topless, i ask ?..she says"bring a blanket so I can cover my *****"......a blanket? i ask..........."yep, they're on my lap".....
never mind, I say... we can leaved the tops on.....
09-15-2011, 06:51 PM
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Le Mans Master
my wife is hot.... loves the car.... loves the noise.... And loves to race!....Has let me spend tones of $$$$ on it... and likes it best with the tops off! She's the one that will say "Smoke em" when we pull up to a light with a C6 sitting across from us:-) if its to loud.... your to old! :-)..... and yea.... Always, and I mean everytime i take it out, complaments by both young and older alike... maybe because it red?!?!?!? :-)
