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Jun 20, 2014 | 12:07 PM

72and86

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Bumper Sticker on a Corvette

My 20yr old son admires my Corvettes but believes they'll look "bad-***" if I put some assorted bumper stickers on them.
After staring at him at for 3 mins, :toe tap: he shrugged his shoulders and said "Whaaat..??"

Could you please explain to him why bumper stickers don't go on Corvettes?

Jun 20, 2014 | 12:11 PM

vettebuyer6369

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Ask him why he thinks they would make the car bad-a$$.

The only cars Ive seen with assorted bumper stickers are usually VW/Prius/econoboxes with all sorts of hippie/far left/ecology messages on them.

Jun 20, 2014 | 12:15 PM

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Jun 20, 2014 | 12:37 PM

Bloodzone

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Bumper sticker on a corvette is like a tramp stamp on your mother.

Bumper sticker on a corvette is like a painting a moustache on the Mona Lisa.

Bumper sticker on a corvette is like wearing socks with sandals.

Bumper sticker on a corvette is like graffiti on Mount Rushmore.

Jun 20, 2014 | 12:40 PM

Wrencher

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Blasphemy! Seriously, they don't go together well. Now my Suburban has a bunch of stickers from all the racetracks I've driven on, but they're on the glass hatch and down the bottom of each rear side window. As they fade out or peel, I can remove the residue and apply a new one! Works for me...

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Jun 20, 2014 | 12:42 PM

Wrencher

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Originally Posted by Bloodzone

Hey!, I wear socks with sandals!

Hans

Jun 20, 2014 | 12:43 PM

leadfoot4

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Go to WalMart, buy him a couple of die cast cars, and let HIM decal HIS cars to his heart's content....

Jun 20, 2014 | 12:49 PM

Tooonz

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Originally Posted by 72and86

that would be one of those moments when I say we need to have a DNA test on you boy, cuz you clearly ain't MY son

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Jun 20, 2014 | 12:54 PM

72and86

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Originally Posted by Bloodzone

He wears BLACK socks with sandals. I guess this fashion no-no is IN style. (Still makes me laugh tho…)

Jun 20, 2014 | 01:13 PM

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Easy Mike

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Originally Posted by Vettebuyer5869

...all sorts of hippie/far left/ecology messages on them.

...

Guilty as charged on the hippie/far left/ecology thing.

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Originally Posted by Bloodzone

...Bumper sticker on a corvette is like a tramp stamp on your mother...

You haven't seen my mother.

Last edited by Easy Mike; Jun 20, 2014 at 01:15 PM.

Jun 20, 2014 | 01:23 PM

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skeptic

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The only bumper sticker I've ever put on any vehicle I've ever owned, and it was magnetic:

The window sticket came with the truck and never bothered to remove it.

Jun 20, 2014 | 01:25 PM

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vettebuyer6369

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Originally Posted by Easy Mike

Guilty as charged on the hippie/far left/ecology thing.

Oh no Mike, you don't drive a Prius as a DD with a "save the rainforests" bumpersticker (along with 15 others) do ya??

Jun 20, 2014 | 01:29 PM

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Jun 20, 2014 | 01:56 PM

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Easy Mike

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Originally Posted by Vettebuyer5869

Oh no Mike, you don't drive a Prius as a DD with a "save the rainforests" bumpersticker (along with 15 others) do ya??

Nope. No Prius. No rainforest sticker either, although it wouldn't hurt to save a rainforest or two here and there.

Last edited by Easy Mike; Jun 22, 2014 at 11:34 AM.

Jun 20, 2014 | 01:57 PM

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I would never subject any of my vehicles to any violence by some sign that some liberal nitwit would get 'SO OFFENDED' over that they vandalize it......now you get into my GARAGE....heheheheheheheh.......