Iger Paws!
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From: New Or-leens Loo-z-anna
Iger Paws!
Uniroyal introduced their new RWL Tiger Paw tires.....and I saved up enough cash to buy a set for my '69 Camaro convertible.
So...I let Precious use my car that day.....
she comes stomping into the house......
Her: "Those new tires are defective!"
Me: Just great....what are they doing?
Her: "The white letters that YOU spent all the money ON are falling OFF!"
Me: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Her: "OH YEAH! GO LOOK!"
Sure enough.....The brand new "T" is missing off the front passenger-side tire.
I looked closer......the "T" had been sheared off!
I go back into the house....."Did you bump any curbs today?"
Her: "Yes...leaving the parking lot at the Winn Dixie.....but what does that have to do with defective tires?!?!"
I drive to the grocery store parking lot and search the pavement at all exits.......THERE'S MY BRAND NEW "T"......against a jagged section of curb!
Me (mumbling to myself): Ohhhh well......where's the tube of rubber cement.
So...I let Precious use my car that day.....
she comes stomping into the house......
Her: "Those new tires are defective!"
Me: Just great....what are they doing?
Her: "The white letters that YOU spent all the money ON are falling OFF!"
Me: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Her: "OH YEAH! GO LOOK!"
Sure enough.....The brand new "T" is missing off the front passenger-side tire.
I looked closer......the "T" had been sheared off!
I go back into the house....."Did you bump any curbs today?"
Her: "Yes...leaving the parking lot at the Winn Dixie.....but what does that have to do with defective tires?!?!"
I drive to the grocery store parking lot and search the pavement at all exits.......THERE'S MY BRAND NEW "T"......against a jagged section of curb!
Me (mumbling to myself): Ohhhh well......where's the tube of rubber cement.
Burning Brakes
Joined: May 2014
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From: Los Angeles California
dam those defective tires. get the gorilla glue out.At least she noticed unlike my wife that had my front spoiler broken and hanging and when I asked her she was like what? it was fine yesterday so I asked if she parked in a lot with bumps stops and she said yeah and I asked if she felt or heard anything and she was like heard something but it was fine when I took it home.
Safety Car
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From: Orlando FL
This cracks me up! And it also tells me I`m not alone!
Back when she started driving her freshly built 72 Chevelle....
wife: "You need to take a look at my car, it`s making a noise in the front".
me: "It`s the front brakes, I changed the rears, but still need to do the fronts.
But you`re not going very fast, just running up to the store & back".
wife: "You have to".
me: "Have to what?"
wife: "Go fast. You can`t drive that car slow. Every time you hit the gas pedal, it squeals the tires!"
me: "I`ll do the brakes tomorrow!"
(Yup.... she`s a blonde!)
Back when she started driving her freshly built 72 Chevelle....
wife: "You need to take a look at my car, it`s making a noise in the front".
me: "It`s the front brakes, I changed the rears, but still need to do the fronts.
But you`re not going very fast, just running up to the store & back".
wife: "You have to".
me: "Have to what?"
wife: "Go fast. You can`t drive that car slow. Every time you hit the gas pedal, it squeals the tires!"
me: "I`ll do the brakes tomorrow!"
(Yup.... she`s a blonde!)
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