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Your Laugh for Today
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Your Laugh for Today
Last edited by Paul L; Feb 17, 2005 at 02:34 PM.
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Couldent open that page 
But nevermind, here you go
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?''
The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde.
My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde.
And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?''
The man thinks for a while and replies, ''Not if I have to explain it three times.''
But nevermind, here you go
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?''
The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde.
My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde.
And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?''
The man thinks for a while and replies, ''Not if I have to explain it three times.''
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Here's one of the BEST Blonde jokes I've ever heard in this link below....
It envolves a car...so somewhat forum related.....
...Just think of a Blonde in a Brand-new Shiney Corvette!
http://media.gprime.net/audio.php/0/blondestar2004.mp3
It envolves a car...so somewhat forum related.....
...Just think of a Blonde in a Brand-new Shiney Corvette!
http://media.gprime.net/audio.php/0/blondestar2004.mp3
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From: Coming home from Luckenbach Texas
Originally Posted by Twin_Turbo
Это соединение не работает Я хочу увидеть его damnit бога
According to Babelfish, this says: "This connection I does not work I want to see its damnit god"
Last edited by page62; Feb 17, 2005 at 03:17 PM.
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From: Ontario
I have no explanation as to why some can see and some cannot....Can someone offer an alternative host for a .wmv file? I can e-mail to you.
platour@rogers.com
platour@rogers.com
Last edited by Paul L; Feb 17, 2005 at 05:53 PM.