Car Brand Name Definitions
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Car Brand Name Definitions
I thought you guys would appreciate these gems which I found on a Porsche board. Can you think of any others?
Car Brand Name Definitions
ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
ALFA: Another Lousy Foreign Auto
AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW: Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fix or Repair Daily
Found on Road Dead
Flip Over, Remove Driver
GM: Garbage Motors
Gluteus Maximus
HONDA: Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
HUMMER: Heavy Usage Makes Middle East Rich
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP: Just Empty Every Pocket
LOTUS: Lots of Trouble, Usually Serious
MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nincompoop Thinks It's a Cadillac
SAAB: Shape Appears ***-Backwards
Sure Ain't a Bimmer
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Two Overweight Yuppies Own This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Car Brand Name Definitions
ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
ALFA: Another Lousy Foreign Auto
AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW: Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women but Broke My Wallet
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fix or Repair Daily
Found on Road Dead
Flip Over, Remove Driver
GM: Garbage Motors
Gluteus Maximus
HONDA: Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
HUMMER: Heavy Usage Makes Middle East Rich
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
JEEP: Just Empty Every Pocket
LOTUS: Lots of Trouble, Usually Serious
MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
PONTIAC: Poor Old Nincompoop Thinks It's a Cadillac
SAAB: Shape Appears ***-Backwards
Sure Ain't a Bimmer
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Two Overweight Yuppies Own This Auto
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Melting Slicks
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From: May help you? You can sure as hell try!
MOPAR: "My Old Pig Ain't Right"
Overheard that one at a Chrysler dealership while standing at the parts counter in the late '70's. That was one mechanic talking to another. Kind of what I thought about Chrysler then and the junk they were making during the time.
Overheard that one at a Chrysler dealership while standing at the parts counter in the late '70's. That was one mechanic talking to another. Kind of what I thought about Chrysler then and the junk they were making during the time.
Melting Slicks
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 2,131
Likes: 4
From: May help you? You can sure as hell try!
Originally Posted by redcorvette80
FORD: First On Race Day
These are really funny
These are really funny
Ferrari wasn't laughing.....
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