Things that I've learned about Corvette's.
04-27-2002, 07:37 PM
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Things that I've learned about Corvette's.
1. When you take something off to add to it. After you've removed it. It never wants to go back on.
2. The 10 minute oil change becomes a 10 years frame off restoration because you saw some frame rust.
3. Your Corvette doesn't like to be up to par 9/10 times when there are hot chicks around.
4. Your friends always slam the doors.
5. Changing a bad part to a new good part always points out atleast 10 other bad parts.
6. No matter how many times you wash your Corvette a week. There's always bird poopie on it somewhere.
7. You build a 400HP 350. A friends puts a 502 in his Chevelle. Then you spend the next 6 months of your life building a better 522 just to show Corvette's are better.
8. You spend 3 hours explaining to your significant other that the black rubber on the back fender isn't from your tires, but infact from the punk kid in the Mustang that was trying to race next to you..but you were self controling enough NOT to race him.
9. Your speed-o is never "really" correct according to the cops.
10. Your Corvette could blow up, get acid spilled on it, **** you off and make you want to burn it. But as soon as you drive it...everything is redeemed (sp?)
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[Modified by Aaron-74, 5:38 PM 4/27/2002]
2. The 10 minute oil change becomes a 10 years frame off restoration because you saw some frame rust.
3. Your Corvette doesn't like to be up to par 9/10 times when there are hot chicks around.
4. Your friends always slam the doors.
5. Changing a bad part to a new good part always points out atleast 10 other bad parts.
6. No matter how many times you wash your Corvette a week. There's always bird poopie on it somewhere.
7. You build a 400HP 350. A friends puts a 502 in his Chevelle. Then you spend the next 6 months of your life building a better 522 just to show Corvette's are better.
8. You spend 3 hours explaining to your significant other that the black rubber on the back fender isn't from your tires, but infact from the punk kid in the Mustang that was trying to race next to you..but you were self controling enough NOT to race him.
9. Your speed-o is never "really" correct according to the cops.
10. Your Corvette could blow up, get acid spilled on it, **** you off and make you want to burn it. But as soon as you drive it...everything is redeemed (sp?)
:crazy:
[Modified by Aaron-74, 5:38 PM 4/27/2002]
04-27-2002, 07:48 PM
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Re: Things that I've learned about Corvette's. (Aaron-74)
11 1 ain't enough! :D
I'm gonna look at a 71 coupe on Tuesday :D
You guys have 3, gotta keep up.. can't fall behind.oh and i need a Corvette-fix bad! Mine's been out of comission for about 8 months now!
Marck.
I'm gonna look at a 71 coupe on Tuesday :D
You guys have 3, gotta keep up.. can't fall behind.oh and i need a Corvette-fix bad! Mine's been out of comission for about 8 months now!
Marck.
04-27-2002, 08:01 PM
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Re: Things that I've learned about Corvette's. (Aaron-74)
12. You only see other vettes that you could wave at when your driving something other than your vette.
13. No matter how well it seems to be running there will be some wierd noise you've not heard before.
14. They raise the gas prices on the same day it is nice enough to take her out for a spin.
13. No matter how well it seems to be running there will be some wierd noise you've not heard before.
14. They raise the gas prices on the same day it is nice enough to take her out for a spin.
04-27-2002, 08:26 PM
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Re: Things that I've learned about Corvette's. (Aaron-74)
7. You build a 400HP 350. A friends puts a 502 in his Chevelle. Then you spend the next 6 months of your life building a better 522 just to show Corvette's are better.
04-27-2002, 08:49 PM
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Re: Things that I've learned about Corvette's. (Aaron-74)
How true. Including the additional comments from others.
isn't it always the case
04-28-2002, 04:48 AM
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12. You only see other vettes that you could wave at when your driving something other than your vette.
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04-28-2002, 06:18 AM
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Re: Things that I've learned about Corvette's. (Aaron-74)
4. Your friends always slam the doors.
7. You build a 400HP 350. A friends puts a 502 in his Chevelle. Then you spend the next 6 months of your life building a better 522 just to show Corvette's are better.
8. You spend 3 hours explaining to your significant other that the black rubber on the back fender isn't from your tires, but infact from the punk kid in the Mustang that was trying to race next to you..but you were self controling enough NOT to race him.
10. Your Corvette could blow up, get acid spilled on it, **** you off and make you want to burn it. But as soon as you drive it...everything is redeemed (sp?)
15. Everyone wants to race you. No matter how many Hondas and Acuras i eat, theres 10 more that want to be eaten.
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